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Old 12-09-2008, 10:18 PM   #1
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Christmas presents for white type people

so......what do the honkies want this year? plaid pants? golf balls? Eddie Bauer gift cards?

http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=18831
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Old 12-09-2008, 11:10 PM   #2
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I'm wishing for the AFA burning cross to proudly display in my yard (if I had a yard). Maybe Santa will bring me a white hooded prayer robe to go with it.
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Old 12-10-2008, 01:51 AM   #3
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I could use some No Remorse CDs.

Maybe a new copy of The Turner Diaries. I think I misplaced mine in the move.
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Old 12-10-2008, 01:59 AM   #4
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For Christmas, I want it to be March.
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Old 12-10-2008, 05:13 AM   #5
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Well Lj, I must say it's very considerate of you to think about us "white type" people this holiday season. What many of us white types would really like for Christmas is a glow in the dark white type option in the forums and chat rooms we visit. Another welcome option would be selectable background colors to contrast the white type in our posts. Other swell gifts would include a keyboard with white letters and/or a white mouse. Of course, we white type people are a small minority and these gifts may be hard to find (supply and demand you know). Still, it's the thought that counts; so, if non-white type people would petition website administrators (like UT) to provide the aforementioned posting options it could become a wonderful life for those of us dreaming of a white type Christmas!
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Old 12-10-2008, 05:26 AM   #6
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Habitat protection for the dugong!
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Old 12-10-2008, 05:28 AM   #7
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Dugongs are pretty dumb animals. They just lay around in the water and don't do anything much all day...cept eat...and sleep and occasionally they procreate.
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Old 12-10-2008, 05:29 AM   #8
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A bit like me really
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Old 12-10-2008, 08:20 AM   #9
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NoBoxes...that was brilliant!
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Old 12-10-2008, 10:17 AM   #10
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so......what do the honkies want this year? plaid pants? golf balls? Eddie Bauer gift cards?

http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=18831
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Old 12-10-2008, 10:19 AM   #11
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Jive Turkey!
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Old 12-10-2008, 10:29 AM   #12
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Jive Turkey!
Does that have that Jamaican spicy stuff on it? Might be a nice change from the sage ...
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Old 12-10-2008, 10:41 AM   #13
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Just get us what we really want,

The 1950's.
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Old 12-10-2008, 10:51 AM   #14
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Old 12-10-2008, 10:54 AM   #15
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Keep this in mind for the holidays!! Great gift-giving ideas here:

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/full...e-people-like/

I know this link has been posted a lot, but it works. Especially for me.
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