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Old 01-06-2004, 02:32 AM   #1
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Fun Quiz: If you were a Barbie...

This is kinda dumb, but it's funny as hell.

If you were a Barbie, what messed-up version would you be?

This is what I got:

You're Soroity Slut Barbie! You're easy and you're really cheesy!
Have fun with the entire football team.


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Old 01-06-2004, 08:28 AM   #2
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Somebody once sent me some very well-done shots of barbie dolls in bondage, but I can't find it. (It's probably not still there anyway.)
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Old 01-06-2004, 08:44 AM   #3
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Somebody once sent me some very well-done shots of barbie dolls in bondage, but I can't find it. (It's probably not still there anyway.)
Go on google image search for "barbie" I saw it yesterday one or two pages deep. If I wasn't at work I'd have posted it.
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Old 01-06-2004, 10:28 AM   #4
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<img src="http://images.quizilla.com/F/frozenebony/1048039075_pRACHELSB2.jpg" border="0" alt="Exotic Dancer"><br>You're Exotic Dancer Barbie. You have some moves,<br>and will do anything for a few bucks. Take it<br>off girl, but keep it PG-13 please.
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Old 01-07-2004, 09:14 PM   #5
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Hey Gwennie!

Good to see you gal!

As you already know, I am a Sorority Slut Barbie.

(Howdy Cellar PPL - just joined. this looks like a fun place.)
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Old 01-07-2004, 09:18 PM   #6
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Hey, Gwennie! Wenchie and I tripped over each other getting in the door when we found out you were here. How's it going, baby doll?
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Old 01-07-2004, 09:41 PM   #7
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Hey, Gwennie! Wenchie and I tripped over each other getting in the door when we found out you were here. How's it going, baby doll?
Hey sweetie. I can run but I can't hide.
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Old 01-07-2004, 09:44 PM   #8
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Hey Gwennie!

Good to see you gal!

As you already know, I am a Sorority Slut Barbie.

(Howdy Cellar PPL - just joined. this looks like a fun place.)
Hey sista! Nice to see ya. These folks are OK.
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Old 01-07-2004, 11:07 PM   #9
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There you go, tony.
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Old 01-08-2004, 12:42 AM   #10
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hey gwennie! whatcha doin' later?!?! wanna join the mile high club?!?

(wait, shouldn't this be in the "pick-up lines" thread?
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Old 01-08-2004, 01:32 AM   #11
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hey gwennie! whatcha doin' later?!?! wanna join the mile high club?!?
I'll do anything in cyberspace, hon.

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Old 01-08-2004, 10:02 AM   #12
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These are very close to the real Barbie. It seems the Barbie doll sold in the U.S. was based on a German sex doll, which in turn was based on a fictitious prostitute. There was an article in Salon about it:

http://www.salon.com/mwt/feature/1997/11/26harlot.html
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Old 01-08-2004, 02:21 PM   #13
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Salon should be shot for reprinting April articles in November.
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