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lumberjim · 05-24-2008, 12:04 AM

sometimes i float a little tester just to see what the potency is. If it's bad, I'll have to go outside and break like the wind, or crop dust the salesmen in the skybox(communal 'office' that the salesmen share)...but if there's no 'flavor'......i'll float the air biscuit, and then spray a quick puff of Lysol Fresh Linen to mask it.......

why have i posted this? it's because i'm sitting here with jinx....chatting with zipy and UT...and my tester was potent....and I don't want to get up and deal with it....so i'm dealing with the bubbles of gas rolling around inside me going "glurb, gaglerb, guhlureb, glub."

you?

Pie · 05-24-2008, 07:47 AM

Thanks for sharing!

Undertoad · 05-24-2008, 08:04 AM

I have one of those Aeron chairs at work, which is great, but there's no cushion for absorbency, blasts just go straight through the mesh you sit on.

Sundae · 05-24-2008, 08:58 AM

Isn't that good though? If you control the release at least you won't have it roll up your butt crack and blatt out unexpectedly?

lumberjim · 05-24-2008, 12:10 PM

that gives me a douche chill

spudcon · 05-24-2008, 03:36 PM

I say share the wealth with everyone.

Crimson Ghost · 05-25-2008, 10:44 PM

Let 'er rip.

05-24-2008, 12:04 AM	#1
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	fartiquette sometimes i float a little tester just to see what the potency is. If it's bad, I'll have to go outside and break like the wind, or crop dust the salesmen in the skybox(communal 'office' that the salesmen share)...but if there's no 'flavor'......i'll float the air biscuit, and then spray a quick puff of Lysol Fresh Linen to mask it....... why have i posted this? it's because i'm sitting here with jinx....chatting with zipy and UT...and my tester was potent....and I don't want to get up and deal with it....so i'm dealing with the bubbles of gas rolling around inside me going "glurb, gaglerb, guhlureb, glub." you? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-24-2008, 07:47 AM	#2
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	Thanks for sharing! __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

05-24-2008, 08:58 AM	#4
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Isn't that good though? If you control the release at least you won't have it roll up your butt crack and blatt out unexpectedly? __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

05-24-2008, 12:10 PM	#5
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	that gives me a douche chill __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-24-2008, 03:36 PM	#6
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	I say share the wealth with everyone. __________________ "I believe that being despised by the despicable is as good as being admired by the admirable."

05-24-2008, 08:04 AM	#3
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	I have one of those Aeron chairs at work, which is great, but there's no cushion for absorbency, blasts just go straight through the mesh you sit on.

05-25-2008, 10:44 PM	#7
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	Let 'er rip. __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

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