Obama says no ketchup on your hot dog past age 8 - Page 2

lumberjim · 09-27-2016, 03:34 PM

well, you can also wipe your ketchuppy hands off with your blankie

Gravdigr · 09-27-2016, 04:11 PM

Leave my Binkie outta this.

Clodfobble · 09-27-2016, 04:16 PM

Ketchup by itself is unacceptable. However, ketchup with an equal or greater amount of mustard is okay, additional relish optional. But the ketchup needs to know its place.

xoxoxoBruce · 09-27-2016, 04:19 PM

Nonsense, Ketchup is king, it's needs no lower courtiers.

John Sellers · 09-27-2016, 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

I'll put ketchup/catsup on any god damn thing I want.

AGREED! I'll wrap my hotdog in bacon if I want!

captainhook455 · 09-27-2016, 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

You might as well drink water from a coffee cup.

It's wrong and you know it.

Ketchup is for fries. Or on a burger with lettuce tomato and mayo

What's wrong with drinking water from a coffee cup? I take offense sir. Coffee is just brown water.

tarheel

Pamela · 09-27-2016, 08:18 PM

I am only allowed two basic condiments: ketchup and mayonnaise. Most everything else is verboten. I use ketchup on my hot dogs all the time. I get odd looks now and then but I'm a liberated gal and I do dogs MY way!

lumberjim · 09-27-2016, 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by John Sellers

AGREED! I'll wrap my hotdog in bacon if I want!

As long as you do it in the privacy of your home, and there are no children around.

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lumberjim · 09-27-2016, 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by captainhook455

What's wrong with drinking water from a coffee cup? I take offense sir. Coffee is just brown water.

tarheel

At the circle k maybe.

Drinking water from a coffee cup is akin to using a piece of stale white bread in lieu of a proper hot dog bun. And then putting fucking ketchup on it.

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Sundae · 09-28-2016, 03:59 AM

Ketchup in this country is astoundingly sweet if you haven't had it for a while. You think it's going to taste of tomato-y goodness, but it tastes like red sugar.

I haven't had a hotdog in a long while, as I'm not supposed to be eating processed meat.
If I was going to buy something sausage-like in a bun it was probably be at the local Farmer's Market and be a locally sourced sausage in a baguette. For which the only proper topping is brown sauce.

fargon · 09-28-2016, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by captainhook455

What's wrong with drinking water from a coffee cup? I take offense sir. Coffee is just brown water.

tarheel

Coffee is Aqua Vide. There is no finer beverage to be found anywhere.

xoxoxoBruce · 09-28-2016, 11:35 AM

Balderdash, it's a drug.

Beest · 09-28-2016, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Ketchup by itself is unacceptable. However, ketchup with an equal or greater amount of mustard is okay, additional relish optional. But the ketchup needs to know its place.

Clodfobble is once again the sauce of reason.

SShhh don't mention the brown sauce, I did once, but i think I got away with it.

Gravdigr · 09-28-2016, 01:44 PM

Ok, what's brown sauce? Besides sauce that's brown...

sad_winslow · 09-28-2016, 05:32 PM

Oh yeah, hey I got a great idea. Let's get picky about the toppings on a 5 cent tube of processed meat-slurry!

Now if we're talking about a quality sausage, that's different...

Wait a minute, no it isn't. Fuck you, I do what I want.

...That being said, good mustard, diced onions, and/or sauerkraut are how I like to roll. Unless I'm in the mood for the timeless mustard, ketchup, and relish combo.

09-27-2016, 03:34 PM	#16
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09-27-2016, 04:11 PM	#17
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Leave my Binkie outta this. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

09-27-2016, 04:16 PM	#18
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Ketchup by itself is unacceptable. However, ketchup with an equal or greater amount of mustard is okay, additional relish optional. But the ketchup needs to know its place. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

09-27-2016, 04:19 PM	#19
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Nonsense, Ketchup is king, it's needs no lower courtiers. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

09-28-2016, 03:59 AM	#25
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Ketchup in this country is astoundingly sweet if you haven't had it for a while. You think it's going to taste of tomato-y goodness, but it tastes like red sugar. I haven't had a hotdog in a long while, as I'm not supposed to be eating processed meat. If I was going to buy something sausage-like in a bun it was probably be at the local Farmer's Market and be a locally sourced sausage in a baguette. For which the only proper topping is brown sauce. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

09-27-2016, 08:18 PM	#22
Pamela Deplorable Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 767	I am only allowed two basic condiments: ketchup and mayonnaise. Most everything else is verboten. I use ketchup on my hot dogs all the time. I get odd looks now and then but I'm a liberated gal and I do dogs MY way!

09-28-2016, 11:35 AM	#27
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Balderdash, it's a drug. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

09-28-2016, 01:44 PM	#29
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Ok, what's brown sauce? Besides sauce that's brown... __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

09-28-2016, 05:32 PM	#30
sad_winslow Big McLargeHuge Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: california, USA Posts: 203	Oh yeah, hey I got a great idea. Let's get picky about the toppings on a 5 cent tube of processed meat-slurry! Now if we're talking about a quality sausage, that's different... Wait a minute, no it isn't. Fuck you, I do what I want. ...That being said, good mustard, diced onions, and/or sauerkraut are how I like to roll. Unless I'm in the mood for the timeless mustard, ketchup, and relish combo.

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