FedCom

Terminator_484 · 09-06-2007, 09:21 PM

Are you tired of trying to cut through the red tape in your government? Exhausted from fighting an entrenched and corrupt bureaucracy that seems to be biased against you? In disagreement with ridiculous laws in your home country? Upset over being fed lies by your government? Sick and tired of taxes on top of taxes? Angry over being fed unrelenting propaganda that you do not agree with in the first place? Worried about new laws that intend to strip you of your privacy and reduce you to just a number? Frustrated over a lack of choices in your nation's limited political parties? Disgusted by "political correctness" and the rewriting of history to reflect this idea?

Do you want to feel like you finally fit in somewhere? Do you want to feel like you matter as a person? Do you want to live someplace where you are measured by your contributions and abilities, rather than by your wealth or family/political connections?

Then perhaps the Federated Commonwealth is the right place for you! This micronation is on the verge of establishing a permanent settlement and attaining sovereign status, but first we would like to extend a warm welcome to as many people as we can. We have a place for everybody: all you need to do is to be willing to listen and learn.

Simply put, we are seeking individuals of strong character, who would be willing to abandon their home country and start fresh in a new land.
Additional information can be found on our website and forum. Everyone is invited to register and join our forum community.

Applications for foreign-citizenship will be reviewed on a first-come, first-serve basis. No purchase is necessary. To receive the full benefits of citizenship, prospective citizens will be expected to move to FedCom home territory when such territory has been acquired; you will be notified when this occurs. The Government of FedCom reserves the right to accept or reject any application, with or without explanation. FedCom citizenship is not recognized by other nations, so you do not automatically receive diplomatic immunity. The Government of FedCom cannot be held responsible for your actions while you are visiting/living in any country that does not recognize FedCom as a sovereign nation.

queequeger · 09-06-2007, 09:27 PM

Right, I'm going to leave this country for one that makes MORE substances illegal.... be right there!

Terminator_484 · 09-06-2007, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by queequeger

Right, I'm going to leave this country for one that makes MORE substances illegal.... be right there!

What are you, an addict?

jinx · 09-06-2007, 09:36 PM

Aw damn, I totally would have gone for this - but I just gave all my money to Prince Lazarus Long so I can be a become a citizen of New Utopia.... so close....

Undertoad · 09-06-2007, 09:44 PM

I blew my life savings on Oceania!

Terminator_484 · 09-06-2007, 09:56 PM

Nobody is asking for your money. Where did you get that idea from?

Cloud · 09-06-2007, 11:43 PM

no.

ETA: Excuse me. I mean no, thank you.

lumberjim · 09-07-2007, 12:44 AM

has this EVER worked?

oh, and your new user title? Banned

wolf · 09-07-2007, 01:01 AM

With 6 males between the ages of 14 and 64 and 1 female over age 65, you will probably have some population growth issues.

Among other things.

You lost us somewhere between the Supreme Dictator for Life with a Secret Will Naming his Successor and Burning the Whisky.

DucksNuts · 09-07-2007, 04:10 AM

Thats for that synopsis Wolf. I couldnt be fagged reading the whole bloody kit n caboodle, but gathered it wasnt really my thing.

Thats a big NO from me too.

Flint · 09-07-2007, 01:54 PM

I'm interested in hearing more about this. It sounds like a good idea. :::snicker:::

Terminator_484 · 09-22-2007, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

oh, and your new user title? Banned

Or not.

What do you care anyway? It is not like it is offensive or anything; just a fact.

toranokaze · 10-21-2007, 08:50 PM

Is the like the Quebec thing

Mockingbird · 10-22-2007, 01:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Terminator_484

What are you, an addict?

Yeah, some of us.

Terminator_484 · 11-09-2007, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by toranokaze

Is this like the Quebec thing?

More like the Hutt River thing.
FedCom just wants sovereign status. Nothing more, and nothing less.

09-06-2007, 09:21 PM	#1
Terminator_484 FedCom representative Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: FedCom Posts: 23	FedCom Are you tired of trying to cut through the red tape in your government? Exhausted from fighting an entrenched and corrupt bureaucracy that seems to be biased against you? In disagreement with ridiculous laws in your home country? Upset over being fed lies by your government? Sick and tired of taxes on top of taxes? Angry over being fed unrelenting propaganda that you do not agree with in the first place? Worried about new laws that intend to strip you of your privacy and reduce you to just a number? Frustrated over a lack of choices in your nation's limited political parties? Disgusted by "political correctness" and the rewriting of history to reflect this idea? Do you want to feel like you finally fit in somewhere? Do you want to feel like you matter as a person? Do you want to live someplace where you are measured by your contributions and abilities, rather than by your wealth or family/political connections? Then perhaps the Federated Commonwealth is the right place for you! This micronation is on the verge of establishing a permanent settlement and attaining sovereign status, but first we would like to extend a warm welcome to as many people as we can. We have a place for everybody: all you need to do is to be willing to listen and learn. Simply put, we are seeking individuals of strong character, who would be willing to abandon their home country and start fresh in a new land. Additional information can be found on our website and forum. Everyone is invited to register and join our forum community. Applications for foreign-citizenship will be reviewed on a first-come, first-serve basis. No purchase is necessary. To receive the full benefits of citizenship, prospective citizens will be expected to move to FedCom home territory when such territory has been acquired; you will be notified when this occurs. The Government of FedCom reserves the right to accept or reject any application, with or without explanation. FedCom citizenship is not recognized by other nations, so you do not automatically receive diplomatic immunity. The Government of FedCom cannot be held responsible for your actions while you are visiting/living in any country that does not recognize FedCom as a sovereign nation.

09-06-2007, 09:27 PM	#2
queequeger Hypercharismatic Telepathical Knight Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The armpit of the Universe... Augusta, GA Posts: 365	Right, I'm going to leave this country for one that makes MORE substances illegal.... be right there! __________________ Hoocha, hoocha, hoocha... lobster.

09-06-2007, 09:36 PM	#4
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Aw damn, I totally would have gone for this - but I just gave all my money to Prince Lazarus Long so I can be a become a citizen of New Utopia.... so close.... __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

09-06-2007, 11:43 PM	#7
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	no. ETA: Excuse me. I mean no, thank you. __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

09-07-2007, 12:44 AM	#8
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	has this EVER worked? oh, and your new user title? Banned __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-06-2007, 09:44 PM	#5
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	I blew my life savings on Oceania!

09-06-2007, 09:56 PM	#6
Terminator_484 FedCom representative Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: FedCom Posts: 23	Nobody is asking for your money. Where did you get that idea from?

09-07-2007, 01:01 AM	#9
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	With 6 males between the ages of 14 and 64 and 1 female over age 65, you will probably have some population growth issues. Among other things. You lost us somewhere between the Supreme Dictator for Life with a Secret Will Naming his Successor and Burning the Whisky. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

09-07-2007, 04:10 AM	#10
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Thats for that synopsis Wolf. I couldnt be fagged reading the whole bloody kit n caboodle, but gathered it wasnt really my thing. Thats a big NO from me too.

09-07-2007, 01:54 PM	#11
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	I'm interested in hearing more about this. It sounds like a good idea. :::snicker::: __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

10-21-2007, 08:50 PM	#13
toranokaze I'm still a jerk Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Little Mexico Posts: 1,817	Is the like the Quebec thing __________________ "Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering.

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