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glatt · 11-10-2010, 02:35 PM

My personal best: The same wonderful woman for 17 years.

jimhelm · 11-10-2010, 03:31 PM

footfootfoot · 11-10-2010, 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt

My personal best: The same wonderful woman for 17 years.

Ever the gentleman.

depmats · 11-10-2010, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt

My personal best: The same wonderful woman for 17 years.

Your wife is going to kick your ass if she finds out.

Gravdigr · 11-11-2010, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt

My personal best: The same wonderful woman for 17 years.

WOYS? (wife over your shoulder?)

Sundae · 11-11-2010, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by jimhelm

yabbut, it was Rod Stewart in the legend.

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Originally Posted by Flint

Agree, it was Rod Stewart.

Marc Almond, here.

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In 1999, Almond received accolades for his autobiography, entitled Tainted Life, which told of his early life, creative ventures, his sexuality (Almond is gay), and drug addiction, for which he was hospitalized in 1994. Almond wrote the autobiography without a ghost writer and his publishers subsequently commissioned him to write a travel book, In Search of the Pleasure Palace: Disreputable Travels, whose publication in 2004 was accompanied by a book-signing tour.

Almond currently lives in the south east of London, as well as Moscow and Barcelona.[6] In his autobiography he describes previously living in New York as well as Earl's Court, in a converted church in Fulham and most memorably in Soho's Berwick Street, where he lived in a flat overlooking the Raymond Revuebar

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Sheldon, that deserves applause

You Brian Kinney, you...

Flint · 11-11-2010, 04:29 PM

Rod Stewart had to have a bunch of cum pumped out of his stomach. Richard Gere put a gerbil up his ass. Jesus Christ died for our sins and then rose from the grave three days later (and...apparently we had called no takesy-backsies). These truths we hold to be self evident. Problem, history?

Rhianne · 11-11-2010, 06:15 PM

Why would you need to have 'cum' pumped from your stomach?

BrianR · 11-11-2010, 06:35 PM

good question

footfootfoot · 11-11-2010, 08:38 PM

prolly a misprint in the original story which went "Rod Stewart had one and a half liters of cum pumped into his stomach..."

glatt · 11-12-2010, 07:32 AM

It was rum. Poor Rod. A poorly written "r" by the reporter taking notes, and he still can't live this rumor down.

xoxoxoBruce · 11-12-2010, 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Rhianne

Why would you need to have 'cum' pumped from your stomach?

The party's only half over?

Gravdigr · 11-12-2010, 01:50 PM

I would say that's tasteless...but, I bet it's not.

11-11-2010, 04:29 PM	#22
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Rod Stewart had to have a bunch of cum pumped out of his stomach. Richard Gere put a gerbil up his ass. Jesus Christ died for our sins and then rose from the grave three days later (and...apparently we had called no takesy-backsies). These truths we hold to be self evident. Problem, history? __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

11-11-2010, 06:35 PM	#24
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	good question __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

11-11-2010, 08:38 PM	#25
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	prolly a misprint in the original story which went "Rod Stewart had one and a half liters of cum pumped into his stomach..." __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

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Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I would say that's tasteless...but, I bet it's not. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-10-2010, 02:35 PM	#16
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	My personal best: The same wonderful woman for 17 years.

11-10-2010, 03:31 PM	#17
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504

11-11-2010, 06:15 PM	#23
Rhianne Nearly done. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Teetering on the edge. Posts: 1,134	Why would you need to have 'cum' pumped from your stomach?

11-12-2010, 07:32 AM	#26
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	It was rum. Poor Rod. A poorly written "r" by the reporter taking notes, and he still can't live this rumor down.

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