Day 1- Dr Livingstoned's journal

Dr Livingstoned · 01-25-2009, 07:14 AM

I have walked for many days. I'm hoping that the others can find me.

I have decided to strike a base camp here, in the hopes that the rest of the party can catch me up.

Yolamba (my pack boy) fell the other day crossing the great river to the east. I was forced to eat his remains, for sustenance and use his skull as a tea kettle to warm myself in this cold environment.

Still, jolly on and all that.

I shall map this location, and look about and see if I can make contact with any of the natives.

It looks to be a barren and inhospitable place.

If I cannot locate the rest of the party I only hope that someone stumbles upon my frozen corpse and finds these notes usefull.

god save the Queen,

Dr. Livingstoned.

Wickedly_Tasteful · 01-25-2009, 11:33 AM

wolf · 01-25-2009, 12:08 PM

might have some potential here.

Welcome to the Jungle, Doc.

Undertoad · 01-25-2009, 12:30 PM

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It looks to be a barren and inhospitable place.

You could be right. It looks like Yorkshire.

limey · 01-25-2009, 01:32 PM

It also looks like Kenny Everett ...

Sundae · 01-25-2009, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by limey

It also looks like Kenny Everett ...

... before he died.

Shawnee123 · 01-25-2009, 04:36 PM

I really want more of Doc Livingstone's Excellent Adventures. That was pretty darn funny.

Yolamba made me snort.

fargon · 01-25-2009, 05:20 PM

Welcome to The Cellar. Just don't drop your keys if you do kick to fark.com before you bend over to pick them up.

Watch out for Lumberjim.

lumberjim · 01-25-2009, 06:48 PM

i immediately thought this was a sock puppet of foot3. but i'm not sure.

if you are a real newb....watch out for fargon..he just comes here every day....he doesn't even work here, really.

DanaC · 01-25-2009, 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

You could be right. It looks like Yorkshire.

Oy!

Nice to have you on board for all the excitement, eh Livingstone! You seem a straight up sort of fellow.

classicman · 01-25-2009, 07:48 PM

Stoned post & run - prolly never to be seen again. Too bad too, it was rather funny.
(shhh I'm baiting here)

where are the fnords · 01-25-2009, 08:34 PM

whats baiting

capnhowdy · 01-25-2009, 08:37 PM

maybe he r-u-n-n-o-f-t....

Chocolatl · 01-25-2009, 09:10 PM

Or got turned into a toad.

Reckoner · 01-25-2009, 09:51 PM

Well, well, Dr. Livingstoned. I have caught up with you at last! I know you tried to ditch all of us back at that crazy thinkers camp but we caught your scent very quickly. This camp looks like it will do nicely. Would you mind passing the tea. I'm parched from the long trek through the jungle.

You should pray that Uday doesn't catch up with us this time. Lord knows what he'd do to a place like this.

01-25-2009, 07:14 AM	#1
Dr Livingstoned Questionist Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: The congo Posts: 8	Day 1- Dr Livingstoned's journal I have walked for many days. I'm hoping that the others can find me. I have decided to strike a base camp here, in the hopes that the rest of the party can catch me up. Yolamba (my pack boy) fell the other day crossing the great river to the east. I was forced to eat his remains, for sustenance and use his skull as a tea kettle to warm myself in this cold environment. Still, jolly on and all that. I shall map this location, and look about and see if I can make contact with any of the natives. It looks to be a barren and inhospitable place. If I cannot locate the rest of the party I only hope that someone stumbles upon my frozen corpse and finds these notes usefull. god save the Queen, Dr. Livingstoned.

01-25-2009, 11:33 AM	#2
Wickedly_Tasteful What do you want? A cookie? Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Wichita Kansas Posts: 162	__________________ When life gives you lemons...call me and Ill bring the tequila and we can do shots all night

01-25-2009, 12:08 PM	#3
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	might have some potential here. Welcome to the Jungle, Doc. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

01-25-2009, 01:32 PM	#5
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	It also looks like Kenny Everett ... __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

01-25-2009, 04:36 PM	#7
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I really want more of Doc Livingstone's Excellent Adventures. That was pretty darn funny. Yolamba made me snort. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-25-2009, 05:20 PM	#8
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	Welcome to The Cellar. Just don't drop your keys if you do kick to fark.com before you bend over to pick them up. Watch out for Lumberjim. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

01-25-2009, 06:48 PM	#9
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	i immediately thought this was a sock puppet of foot3. but i'm not sure. if you are a real newb....watch out for fargon..he just comes here every day....he doesn't even work here, really. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-25-2009, 07:48 PM	#11
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Stoned post & run - prolly never to be seen again. Too bad too, it was rather funny. (shhh I'm baiting here) __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

01-25-2009, 08:34 PM	#12
where are the fnords Disorderly Orderly Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 52	whats baiting

01-25-2009, 08:37 PM	#13
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	maybe he r-u-n-n-o-f-t.... __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

01-25-2009, 09:10 PM	#14
Chocolatl Glutton for Gluttony Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 1,409	Or got turned into a toad.

01-25-2009, 09:51 PM	#15
Reckoner Non-Newbie Sort Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 6	Well, well, Dr. Livingstoned. I have caught up with you at last! I know you tried to ditch all of us back at that crazy thinkers camp but we caught your scent very quickly. This camp looks like it will do nicely. Would you mind passing the tea. I'm parched from the long trek through the jungle. You should pray that Uday doesn't catch up with us this time. Lord knows what he'd do to a place like this.

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