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Old 05-01-2008, 05:39 PM   #16
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can the title be edited, pretty please? it skews the screen so it doesn't all fit in.
Agreed. My display is 1024x768, and I'm getting that damn horizontal scrollbar due to Flint's excessively long and non-nonsensical thread title.
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Old 05-02-2008, 07:49 AM   #17
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Old 05-02-2008, 09:11 AM   #18
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If it's any comfort, we women have to have a smear every three years, which is also uncomfortable, and if the nurse is rough it can be downright painful.

Interesting. Here it's advocated to have a checkup with pap smear every year. The doctor does the exam then takes the actual sample, while the nurse just has to stand there and watch. There didn't used to be a nurse present, but I assume one too many docs were accused of (or actually did) take advantage of the situation, and do a more thorough exam than was required, ahem.

My insurance has always paid for the exam, so it was no cost. There are clinics that do them for free or on a sliding scale (Planned Parenthood, Emma Goldman) though, so there really is no excuse for someone without benefits.
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Old 05-02-2008, 04:01 PM   #19
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There didn't used to be a nurse present, but I assume one too many docs were accused of (or actually did) take advantage of the situation, and do a more thorough exam than was required, ahem.
Yep. Malpractice insurance in Texas requires that all male OB-GYNs have a female nurse present during every examination as a possible counter-witness, or they won't insure you. Some doctors just have the nurse there assisting, but my OB's office does this weird thing where the nurse will casually just happen to come in and stock supplies or straighten cabinets just at the right moment.
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Old 05-02-2008, 04:03 PM   #20
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Old 05-11-2008, 11:36 PM   #21
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I assume they stuck a needle up your Japs eye?
Oh, fuck no. Not a little skinny needle.
A tube with a fucking CAMERA on the end of it. Down my dickhole, past the prostate, and all the way into the bladder. A camera.
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Old 05-12-2008, 05:09 AM   #22
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My Dad has had something like that....he referred to it as feeling like the cameraman was in there too.

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Interesting. Here it's advocated to have a checkup with pap smear every year....
Every two years, unless you have an abnormal smear, in Australia.

My gyno is my ex boyfriend's Father...it was a tad weird to begin with.
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Old 05-12-2008, 01:08 PM   #23
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Oh dear Flint
I assume they stuck a needle up your Japs eye?

If it's any comfort, we women have to have a smear every three years, which is also uncomfortable, and if the nurse is rough it can be downright painful.

I had a nasty one once when I was off to see a new paramour. Left blood spots in my nice new lacy knickers. She's still on my hit list.
To see a new paramour? All I want to after a pap smear is curl up in bed with a box of doughnuts, and kick my husband if he even comes near me!
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Old 05-12-2008, 01:22 PM   #24
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Oh, fuck no. Not a little skinny needle.
A tube with a fucking CAMERA on the end of it. Down my dickhole, past the prostate, and all the way into the bladder. A camera.

see....I pay attention to details of the things people say.

Notice here that Flint uses the term 'down', not 'up'. This, from what i've observed of my own John Thomas, would indicate a state of arousal.

I wonder who was the operator of said camera aperatus? How many people were in the room at the time?
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Old 05-12-2008, 01:26 PM   #25
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But what if you were on your back on a table? Would you say down? Or sideways? Or up?
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Old 05-12-2008, 02:08 PM   #26
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UP

maybe it just relates to the direction in relation to your midline.

up the butt

down the hatch

and so on and so forth
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Old 05-12-2008, 06:38 PM   #27
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Assuming they were trying to grip it straight in the air as much as possible for a straight insertion (gravity love it)...I would say down. I doubt they want to do it sideways, and I can't imagine how they would use an upward insertion. At all. No matter what direction it was lying I don't imagine that up would be the direction.....
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Old 05-20-2008, 07:41 PM   #28
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Oh, fuck no. Not a little skinny needle.
A tube with a fucking CAMERA on the end of it. Down my dickhole, past the prostate, and all the way into the bladder. A camera.
"C'mon guys. We're heading over to flint's pee pee hole. Gonna make us a picture."
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Old 05-21-2008, 11:30 AM   #29
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"C'mon guys. We're heading over to flint's pee pee hole. Gonna make us a picture."
He gonna focus!
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The Cellar is #1 in Google for the search term that is the title of this thread.

200 people visited us this month via that term.

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