Something is in my house - Page 2

Shawnee123 · 05-22-2008, 09:59 AM

RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVVVES!

Shawnee123 · 05-22-2008, 10:07 AM

LOOK!

HungLikeJesus · 05-22-2008, 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

LOOK!

But it's only 9:25 now. That must be shopped.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cloud

shouldn't this be in the "Creative" forum?

No, this really did happen. Then I got carried away.

But I'm back.

Shawnee123 · 05-22-2008, 10:29 AM

Check his blood. See if it's green.

kerosene · 05-22-2008, 10:37 AM

Who are you people?

Shawnee123 · 05-22-2008, 10:39 AM

If you'll notice, every single thread has been stolen and replaced with an exact replica.

kerosene · 05-22-2008, 10:43 AM

Okay, so now it makes more sense.

HungLikeJesus · 05-22-2008, 10:51 AM

The problem is that I wrote this at night and you're reading it in the daytime. It's not nearly as effective.

I think I'll copy it into an e-mail and send it to my wife tonight.

Shawnee123 · 05-22-2008, 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

The problem is that I wrote this at night and you're reading it in the daytime. It's not nearly as effective.

~snip~

Yeah, that's why.

Cloud · 05-22-2008, 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

No, this really did happen.

so -- what was it?

huh? huh?

HungLikeJesus · 05-22-2008, 11:32 AM

We've had mice, voles, chipmunks, snakes, and foxes in the house.

Based on this morning's evidence, I'm guessing mice.

HungLikeJesus · 10-20-2010, 10:53 PM

I was in the shower
when the power
went out.
It suddenly got dark
and I heard somebody shout -
which is odd, because I'm home alone
and the nearest neighbor
is an hour by telephone.

(I dreamed this song; it was being sung by Joe Fornothin (http://joefornothin.com/))

monster · 10-21-2010, 03:04 PM

It was a dark and stormy night and the lavatory light was dim
I hear a splish and splosh "Oh my god, she's fallen in!"
First she did the breaststroke, then she did the crawl
and then she swallowed something she didn't like at all

Bogart · 10-22-2010, 12:33 AM

Once upon a time I saw a shadow race by out of the corner of my eye. Things were never quite the same after that.

My cat began to sit, at first, in front of a wall and stare at it. Later, he did the same in front of the sofa (I was really beginning to question his sanity). More and more I began to see this shadowy figure race by always barely within my periphery. I would sometimes hear sounds, as if a distant train were rumbling by, but when I would grow quiet to hear better, nothing.

To make a long story short, it ended up being a rat which got trapped in the attic when I cleaned out the bird's nests and replaced the wire on the gable vents. However, it was quite eerie for awhile. Those flashes seemed quite a bit larger than the rat it turned out to be. Looking back, I should have figured it out sooner by the Hershey's Kisses which kept turning up missing.

Shawnee123 · 10-22-2010, 07:37 AM

Whew, I was afraid it was a raven, never flitting, still sitting.

Welcome Bogart!

05-22-2008, 09:59 AM	#16
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVVVES! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

05-22-2008, 10:07 AM	#17
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	LOOK! Attached Images __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

05-22-2008, 10:29 AM	#19
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Check his blood. See if it's green. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

05-22-2008, 10:39 AM	#21
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	If you'll notice, every single thread has been stolen and replaced with an exact replica. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

05-22-2008, 10:51 AM	#23
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	The problem is that I wrote this at night and you're reading it in the daytime. It's not nearly as effective. I think I'll copy it into an e-mail and send it to my wife tonight. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

05-22-2008, 10:37 AM	#20
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	Who are you people?

05-22-2008, 10:43 AM	#22
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	Okay, so now it makes more sense.

05-22-2008, 11:32 AM	#26
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	We've had mice, voles, chipmunks, snakes, and foxes in the house. Based on this morning's evidence, I'm guessing mice. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

10-20-2010, 10:53 PM	#27
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	I was in the shower when the power went out. It suddenly got dark and I heard somebody shout - which is odd, because I'm home alone and the nearest neighbor is an hour by telephone. (I dreamed this song; it was being sung by Joe Fornothin (http://joefornothin.com/)) __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

10-21-2010, 03:04 PM	#28
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	It was a dark and stormy night and the lavatory light was dim I hear a splish and splosh "Oh my god, she's fallen in!" First she did the breaststroke, then she did the crawl and then she swallowed something she didn't like at all __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-22-2010, 12:33 AM	#29
Bogart Gustatus similis pullus Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 9	Once upon a time I saw a shadow race by out of the corner of my eye. Things were never quite the same after that. My cat began to sit, at first, in front of a wall and stare at it. Later, he did the same in front of the sofa (I was really beginning to question his sanity). More and more I began to see this shadowy figure race by always barely within my periphery. I would sometimes hear sounds, as if a distant train were rumbling by, but when I would grow quiet to hear better, nothing. To make a long story short, it ended up being a rat which got trapped in the attic when I cleaned out the bird's nests and replaced the wire on the gable vents. However, it was quite eerie for awhile. Those flashes seemed quite a bit larger than the rat it turned out to be. Looking back, I should have figured it out sooner by the Hershey's Kisses which kept turning up missing.

10-22-2010, 07:37 AM	#30
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Whew, I was afraid it was a raven, never flitting, still sitting. Welcome Bogart! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

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