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09-10-2008, 02:50 PM | #1 |
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Would you have comedic surgery?
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09-10-2008, 02:52 PM | #2 |
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We all float down here...
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09-10-2008, 05:31 PM | #3 |
We have to go back, Kate!
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I would have comedic surgery. In a heartbeat. I want to be as funny as youse guys.
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09-10-2008, 05:39 PM | #4 |
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Careful what you wish for DanaC.... looks aren't everything.
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09-10-2008, 06:12 PM | #5 |
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I'm sure a lot of us could benefit from grafting on a sense of humor
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09-10-2008, 07:25 PM | #6 |
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I'd heard she had tattooed on lipstick, but that's the first picture I've seen of her.
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09-10-2008, 08:36 PM | #7 |
To shreds, you say?
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I'd have my funny bone waxed. No, wait, that would be my dolphin. I'd have my dolphin waxed. My funny bone I'd have enlarged. Nope, sorry, wrong again that would be my penis, that's the thing I want to have enlarged. Not so big it would scare people, but you know, just a little bigger.
I'd have them do some thing to my funny bone, maybe make it stop hurting when I whack it on the back of the chair. Sorry, that's my penis again.
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09-10-2008, 08:40 PM | #8 |
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now that's 101% funny
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09-10-2008, 08:46 PM | #9 |
To shreds, you say?
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And I'm only 98% drunk!
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09-10-2008, 09:17 PM | #10 |
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Why is it that we have like seven threads dedicated to Sarah Palin, and none to Joe Biden?
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09-10-2008, 09:25 PM | #11 |
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who?
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09-10-2008, 09:29 PM | #12 |
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Sorry, maybe it's Bidden. I did a web search and got zero hits.
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09-10-2008, 09:59 PM | #13 |
To shreds, you say?
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Just Biden our time...
kthxbye
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09-10-2008, 10:06 PM | #14 |
I hear them call the tide
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that pun's palin into insigniicance
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09-11-2008, 03:50 AM | #15 |
polaroid of perfection
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that pun's so insignificant I needed two eyes to read it
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