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02-27-2013, 11:38 AM
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a beautiful fool
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Well, I hope this prick gets an infection.
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02-27-2013, 12:22 PM
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Werepandas - lurking in your shadows
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dude, that sucks!
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02-27-2013, 12:28 PM
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Totally sucks. I hate that shit. You're just trying to live your life and mind your own business and some punkass has gotta fuck things up. Like breaking into your car. Like running into your car and leaving.
I hate punkass punks. I'm usiing the 'hate' word a lot today. I think I need to write a poem: An Ode to a Sidler. That will help bring my blood pressure down. Until I hear his mealy mouth grub-worm-like brain hholding court on whatever ELSE it is he knows enough words to to make it sound like he's a goddammed lifelong professional. He's got a freaking mail order bride who spends her time spending his money on his house. And she won't fuck him until they're married. He's DUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. Yoohooo, Sidler? Are you listening? Stop worrying about MY job, and E's job, and T's job and FIND SOMETHING HELPFUL TO DO. kthxbai (having a serious backslide...I'll be OK in a few, just feeling overwhelmed, with reason.) Tanks for listenin'! |
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02-27-2013, 12:36 PM
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a beautiful fool
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And we're breathing....innnnnnnn.....and, ouuuuuuttt.... Pay close attention to the change as you go from in to out. Find the instant it switches. Focus in tighter and tighter until its just a tiny spark in your mind.....
Ahhhhhhh...... Hang in there woman!
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02-27-2013, 12:40 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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That right there made me laugh! Thanks man.
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02-27-2013, 12:52 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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I knew a guy in NYC who always kept his car doors unlocked so thieves wouldn't smash a window to get in. He would go on and on about how clever he was.
They smashed his window anyway.
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02-27-2013, 12:55 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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Yeah, I knew a woman (in fact, the craziest of them all during The Reign of Terror) who told me that when she had her convertible she'd leave the windows down so no one would cut her lid to get into her car and steal her cassette tapes. Whaaaaaaaaaaaa?
Stupid. My lid needs replaced anyway. And I can't guarantee Smasho Fucko Jr ain't gonna ram into me the second I leave today anyway. (It's been way too long without a beer. Whatcha got brewin' over there, foot?)
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02-27-2013, 01:04 PM
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polaroid of perfection
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Dad and his "tidying away".
Happened before and will happen again. Going to Borough Market tomorrow with Mum (famous London foodie market but also her mother's old stomping ground.) Wanted to take photos - natch. No. I have the camera. I have the plug. But where is the cable? Dad got quite aggressive when I asked. Now I know he has Alzheimers, And I know he forgets things. But I stood up to him without being rude or accusatory. Mum and I know that he is the only one who squirrels away leads and plugs. We also know that there are only two of each that we need. He had leads for everything he owns - playstation, camera, videocamera, phone, scanner etc etc etc. So yeah. We'll go to Borough market with Mum's camera tomorrow. But I'm pissed off that mine (gift from Dani, really getting to know it now) is out of commission just because Dad says "I don't know - it wasn't labelled." Grrrrrr.
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02-27-2013, 04:18 PM
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still says videotape
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Sorry Jim, those douchebags really piss me off. When I was young and evil I had razor blades fastened all around my stereo in the topless CJ. Never lost anything but a pair of sunglasses to a ah... sanity challenged ex.
Sorry Sundae, old-timers disease is the suck.
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02-27-2013, 04:37 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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02-27-2013, 09:39 PM
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2 -- NYC. get a rope.
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02-27-2013, 10:32 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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02-28-2013, 10:35 AM
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I hear them call the tide
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bully hockey coach
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02-28-2013, 10:36 AM
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FIGHT!!!
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03-01-2013, 10:24 AM
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polaroid of perfection
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Harry Hill?!
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