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01-18-2014, 10:27 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
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This other mom in the dance class waiting room is SO fucking annoying. She yammers at another mom the whole hour, nonstop. Today, she has mentioned that she is pregnant 23 goddamn times (I've been counting.) 14 weeks along, don't you know. Last week it was all about a slight from her in-laws.
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01-18-2014, 12:11 PM
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She must be very lonely...
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01-18-2014, 01:16 PM
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She can't be too lonely, she's pregnant, after all.
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01-18-2014, 01:45 PM
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01-18-2014, 02:15 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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I've been over using the word yap.
I'ma liking yammer. This may be my new word. It has connotations of hammer. Which is even more brutal than stab.
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01-18-2014, 02:29 PM
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Thanks limey!
You're right, S, yammer is a scrumptious word. |
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01-18-2014, 02:31 PM
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for Clod:
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01-24-2014, 11:34 AM
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I have sold dogs all over the world and the payment required a money transfer or direct wire to my bank which usually took less that 2 hours. Why then does it take the place I work 1 month to set up direct deposit? No paycheck again today and the place locally is closed due to inclement weather so no 'live check' but the payroll comes from Oregon.
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01-24-2014, 11:46 AM
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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Yap can also be mouth, as in shut yer yap. But I like pie hole better
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01-24-2014, 12:47 PM
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Location: Arlington, VA
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I had to scroll back to see that you weren't telling 'vana to shut her pie hole.
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01-24-2014, 03:50 PM
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Location: South Central...KY that is
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01-24-2014, 07:21 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2008
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Maybe F3 should have
My check did show up 10 minutes ago in the pending column anyway  What time is it in Oregon?
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01-24-2014, 09:52 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2002
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Oregon? 1938.
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01-24-2014, 09:56 PM
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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I snorted
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01-24-2014, 10:52 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
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I almost wrecked the car from the tears of laughter. I need to lay that one on someone at work next time they talk too much. Just shut your cock holster and let the poor people say yes to the deal....
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