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07-28-2005, 12:41 AM
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Watch it, bro. I could ask UT to delete this post and lock the thread, you know ... :evil grin:
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07-28-2005, 09:26 AM
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but Buddha would not approve of such action.
be at peace, sister Wolf. The lotus blossom smiles upon your good fortune. (there Noodle. now i am the fool.)
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07-28-2005, 09:44 AM
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07-28-2005, 09:54 AM
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I want to be Buddha- have a bunch of people bring me food and flowers and stuff, and rub my belly, and I just spout off some nonsense about wind and grasshoppers, and they all worship me. Where do I apply?
(did we scare Mystic Misspeller out of his own thread?)
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07-28-2005, 11:15 AM
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Maybe. Yet, I don't care. I am more interested in your proposed lifestyle and means to achieve it...I like flowers, too! (and having my belly rubbed.) 
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07-28-2005, 11:27 AM
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I like the being worshiped part. Maybe we could start our own snake cult!
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07-28-2005, 11:37 AM
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lobber of scimitars
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A nice policeman declared me a goddess and told me he was building a shrine to me.
I get that a lot.
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07-28-2005, 11:44 AM
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07-28-2005, 12:33 PM
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I use that line a lot amongst friends: "You are a goddess, and I worship you." my way of saying thanks, ya know?
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Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever. He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon. I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six. |
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07-30-2005, 09:30 AM
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"This universe is a big python chewing on its own tail!"
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07-30-2005, 09:36 AM
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Buddha attained highest form of life and was based on his brain power. So brainless people are out of contest of 'being a Buddha'.
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07-31-2005, 10:45 AM
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Yes you are.
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08-01-2005, 10:01 AM
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just to be a dick:
Pythons don't chew. Buddha achieved enlightenment not through brain power, but spiritual awareness. The cellar is chock full of spiritually aware people. Godless heathens, most of em, but aware, at least. 
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08-01-2005, 10:52 AM
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At least she made it easy to figure out where she came up with this one.
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08-01-2005, 12:06 PM
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I'm a polytheistic moron - does that mean I qualify for Buddha status?
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