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Old 12-18-2006, 05:14 AM   #16
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and now, custom made with all new questions, just for you, Phil the new Guy, its......

the quiz:

1) what color are your socks? mostly black but whatever i grab in the a.m.

2) are you a doctor? i coulda been a contendah!

3) when was the last time you were in a fight? more than 20 yrs ago.

4) do you pee in the shower? of course!

5) boxers or briefs? trunks.

6) Coke or Pepsi? coca cola is an evil corporation. neither.

7) If you went camping with friends, and woke up with your pants around your ankles, and vaseline all over your butt, would you tell anyone? i go camping a lot in the summer with friends, but share my tent with my wife, so yes, i would BOAST!

8) Has Rob told you his big secret? Rob has shared many things with me.

9) Do you still beat your wife? she beats me.

10) have you ever been experienced? very, but thats mostly behind me now.
heh! that was fun.
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Old 12-18-2006, 12:54 PM   #17
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and educational. here's what i learned: (i'm testing my deductive reasoning skills here. bear with me. if i'm wrong, and mischaracterize you, don;t worry, the impression will last, and everyone will see you this way for eternity)

you're older than 35

you are paid for what goes on above your collar, not below.

you respect and admire your wife

you married later in life than is typical

you're at least part Italian

you see yourself as having a good sense of humor

you look down on americans

you do not suffer from athletes foot

you have eleven toes

someone is looking at the back of your head, right now

close your mouth, you look silly
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Old 12-18-2006, 02:02 PM   #18
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and educational. here's what i learned: (i'm testing my deductive reasoning skills here. bear with me. if i'm wrong, and mischaracterize you, don;t worry, the impression will last, and everyone will see you this way for eternity)

you're older than 35

you are paid for what goes on above your collar, not below.

you respect and admire your wife

you married later in life than is typical

you're at least part Italian

you see yourself as having a good sense of humor

you look down on americans

you do not suffer from athletes foot

you have eleven toes

someone is looking at the back of your head, right now

close your mouth, you look silly
you got 6 right.
*hands you a cookie ... or BISCUIT, as them pesky Brits would say.
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Old 12-18-2006, 02:11 PM   #19
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Which 6 did he get right?
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Old 12-18-2006, 02:21 PM   #20
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Which 6 did he get right?
irrelevant ... at this stage.
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Old 12-18-2006, 05:26 PM   #21
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I tell y'what, he's a bloody good photographer! Visit his website, it's wonderful.
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Old 12-18-2006, 05:29 PM   #22
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I tell y'what, he's a bloody good photographer! Visit his website, it's wonderful.

thank you so much!
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Old 12-18-2006, 10:27 PM   #23
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I'll second that, half are outstanding......the rest are better. I love the wheelbarrow.
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Old 12-19-2006, 02:09 AM   #24
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Welcome, Phil.
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Old 12-19-2006, 11:31 AM   #25
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I posted his site here some time ago. I am his biggest fan.
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Old 12-19-2006, 11:36 AM   #26
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Watch out, Phil, Rob's a stalker...
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Old 12-19-2006, 01:24 PM   #27
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thanks again. it cheers me up to have people look at them and receive nice feedback.
Rob has a couple of my pics which i believe he sometimes uses as desktop wallpapers.
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Old 12-19-2006, 02:30 PM   #28
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hello I must be going?

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Old 12-19-2006, 02:33 PM   #29
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ARRGGHHHH !!!! Phil bloody Collins! he's so cutting edge!
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Old 12-19-2006, 02:34 PM   #30
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Um, not too fond of the Phil? Sorry...just looked at the "hello" and the "Phil" and it popped into my head. Sorry if you've had your fill of Phil.

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