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Old 09-13-2006, 05:54 AM   #1
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Why Italian Men Are Undeniably Charming

When it comes to charming men, most women are caught in a toss up between French men and Italian men. For all World Cup fans out there, who would you choose, Zinedane Zidane or Marco Materazzi?
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I wonder what makes Italian men undeniably charming? They certainly have the ability to score a lead in the World Cup Series but I’m even more impressed how formidable they are in the game called love. They knock women off their feet; girls are helpless and unable to resist their overwhelming appeal. I, for one, am envious of this romantic strategy and I can only wish that there’s a way to unlock such mystery. Yet, an Italian friend once told me that there’s no real secret; only the simple things most insensitive men belittle are key to attracting women.


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Old 09-13-2006, 07:08 AM   #2
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Is that why more than 80% of Italian men aged 18-30 live with their parents?
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Old 09-13-2006, 11:00 AM   #3
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Hmm. Italian vs. French.

Gold chains snagged in chest pubes vs. those stripey mime shirts and berets. No deodorant on either count. Hmm.

If I were gay, I'd go for the berets! If I were a woman, I'd go for the chest pubes.

Why are only males participating in this thread?
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Old 09-13-2006, 11:07 AM   #4
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Because Italian men really aren't all that great.
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Old 09-13-2006, 11:11 AM   #5
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And French men aren't even men.
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Old 09-13-2006, 11:45 AM   #6
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If I strap one of these on

can I be Eye-talian too?
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Old 09-13-2006, 02:38 PM   #7
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This is really rather easy--just chose the man based on how well you like the food of his country. I like Italian food so I'd go for the Italian stallion.
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Old 09-14-2006, 12:25 AM   #8
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And French men aren't even men.
Whoa! I wonder what the French could say about that
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