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Old 12-06-2006, 10:55 AM   #1
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Lumberjim goes cockless

It's been awile since I'd heard LJ utter that famous little trademark last word. Got a snicker in another thread when he signed off with it, and thought I'd make a mirror thread. (or whatever these goofy things are called.)
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Old 12-06-2006, 10:59 AM   #2
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Sometimes you just gotta say it.
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Old 12-06-2006, 11:20 AM   #3
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i object to the title of this thread.

It makes me feel all Hinky. I'm going to get my camera and start a 'pictures of lumberjim's cock' thread if you don't stop it right now.
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Old 12-06-2006, 11:22 AM   #4
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Originally Posted by lumberjim
i object to the title of this thread.

It makes me feel all Hinky. I'm going to get my camera and start a 'pictures of lumberjim's cock' thread if you don't stop it right now.
That's supposed to make us STOP? If anything...we'll goad you all the more.

P.S. What the hell is Hinky?
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Old 12-06-2006, 11:42 AM   #5
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cocklesscockless cockless cockless cockless

nyaaa na na na nyaa nyaaaahhhh!!!!!


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Old 12-06-2006, 12:05 PM   #6
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That reminds me, has anyone ever seen Rob Cockerham's site, called cockeyed? It's not as nice as the Cellar, of course, but it's one of the 6 best websites on the internet.

(Desperately tries to derail thread.)
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Old 12-06-2006, 12:11 PM   #7
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Funny, I had just last night recommended Cockeyed to someone as a quality site, pointing to his 2006 Halloween costume series as evidence.
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Old 12-06-2006, 12:13 PM   #8
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Did you happen to see Mr. Cockerham on 20/20 discussing his torn up credit card application? I learned from that segment that his name is pronounced Cockerm.
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Old 12-06-2006, 04:42 PM   #9
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Now Glat that is weird as he and I have the same last name and we pronounce it Cock-er-ham
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Old 12-06-2006, 04:57 PM   #10
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Well my answer would be ham.
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Old 12-06-2006, 05:12 PM   #11
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Considering the number of times that little organ has gotten me to do stupid things, maybe going cockless is not a bad thing. Just speculating.

Ever wonder where the definition of 'big dic' thinking comes from?
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Old 12-06-2006, 05:13 PM   #12
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Lumberjim's organ makes you do things?
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Old 12-06-2006, 05:16 PM   #13
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Hey everybody! tw says LJ has a little organ!
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Old 12-06-2006, 06:02 PM   #14
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and it's nothing compared to my tiny piano:

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Old 12-06-2006, 06:42 PM   #15
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I wanna know how tw knows the size of LJ's organ?
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