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Old 09-28-2009, 07:11 PM   #1
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The Troll Thread

As a time and effort saving measure, I offer this new thread, specially designed for those who arrive at The Cellar with superior attitudes, large, illiterate vocabularies, and generally piss poor lives that can only be filled by flaming established, mostly functional online communities. I'll start...

Cellarites suck. They're largely inbred and mutually intellectually masturbatory. Only (your home forum here) contains truly insightful, superior discourse. And besides, you guys started it, whoever you are.
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Old 09-28-2009, 07:23 PM   #2
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...Cellarites suck. They're largely inbred and mutually intellectually masturbatory. Only (your home forum here) contains truly insightful, superior discourse. And besides, you guys started it, whoever you are.

Wow. Els has changed!
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Old 09-28-2009, 07:23 PM   #3
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
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Old 09-28-2009, 08:56 PM   #4
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Hell... I haven't seen any trolls on here in , say.... 10 to 15 minutes.
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Old 09-28-2009, 09:09 PM   #5
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Consider this the Ellis Island of Troll threads. Gotta check in here first.
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Old 09-28-2009, 09:12 PM   #6
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Old 09-28-2009, 09:34 PM   #7
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Old 09-28-2009, 09:53 PM   #8
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Old 09-28-2009, 09:56 PM   #9
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Old 09-28-2009, 10:53 PM   #10
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Jinx, those were freaking great! Thanks.
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Old 09-29-2009, 12:19 AM   #11
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Wow. Els has changed!
The only thing he's changed is his condom.
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Old 09-29-2009, 10:48 AM   #12
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Why? Is he going to be porking the trolls?
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Old 09-29-2009, 10:51 AM   #13
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Why? Is he going to be porking the trolls?
There's a pork rind joke in here somewhere...

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Old 09-29-2009, 10:55 AM   #14
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Old 09-29-2009, 11:09 AM   #15
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