WHAT IS A CELEBUTARD? - Page 2

Urbane Guerrilla · 02-08-2009, 06:04 PM

No, dear Merc: it would have taken me maybe an hour to read the entire coffeetable book and admire the pictures. Maybe another hour or two to epoxy every page to its neighbors, urethane-finish the whole thing, and install legs to make an end-table.

Creative cabinetry might be cool; but failing that, I'd rather spend the time handmaking riveted chainmail. That at least would have been part of a much more rewarding hobby than reading vape-o-lit. There's a pretty high tedium factor in mailmaking. Tends to get me in the upper back too.

meph · 02-08-2009, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Griff

Let's not forget Hassleback.

Let's not forget all the clowns like Mike Farrell who think Mumia should be set free. These guys are scary st00pid.

Urbane Guerrilla · 02-18-2009, 11:23 PM

Paris Hilton has recently been videorecorded rappin'... in front of Snoop Dog.

If Snoop let her do that where a bunch of people could see, maybe he doesn't like Paris Hilton very much.

sugarpop · 02-20-2009, 04:11 PM

ce - leb – u – tard (suh – LEB – yu – tard) noun:

1. A famous person with a grandiose notion of his own importance and contribution to the known universe.
2. A human being of sub-par intellect, oversized ego and colossal bank account, whose existence represents a drag on the food chain, waste of oxygen and severe annoyance.
3. An egregious moron.

Sounds an awful lot like a lot politicians and CEOs to me.

Shawnee123 · 02-20-2009, 06:06 PM

Sounds like a couple dwellars as well.

TheMercenary · 02-20-2009, 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sugarpop

ce - leb – u – tard (suh – LEB – yu – tard) noun:

1. A famous person with a grandiose notion of his own importance and contribution to the known universe.
2. A human being of sub-par intellect, oversized ego and colossal bank account, whose existence represents a drag on the food chain, waste of oxygen and severe annoyance.
3. An egregious moron.

Sounds an awful lot like a lot politicians and CEOs to me.

classicman · 02-21-2009, 12:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sugarpop

ce - leb – u – tard (suh – LEB – yu – tard) noun:

1. A famous person with a grandiose notion of his own importance and contribution to the known universe.
2. A human being of sub-par intellect, oversized ego and colossal bank account, whose existence represents a drag on the food chain, waste of oxygen and severe annoyance.
3. An egregious moron.

Sounds an awful lot like a lot politicians and CEOs to me.

Eh hem - see post #1

DanaC · 02-21-2009, 07:18 AM

I like Susan Sarandon...

sugarpop · 02-22-2009, 12:07 AM

Well, as someone who actually worked in the entertainment industry in Hollywood for 10 years, I happen to like most actors and industry people. They are fun to be around, most of them are wicked smart, and most of them are pretty enlightened. I miss LA. *sniff*

sugarpop · 02-22-2009, 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by classicman

Eh hem - see post #1

D'OH! *blush*

richlevy · 02-22-2009, 10:01 AM

So is a celebuturd a celebrity whose public positions you disagree with?

capnhowdy · 02-22-2009, 01:07 PM

The missionary position is the easiest to conceal in public.

Or maybe her sitting in your lap with her back to you.... yeah... that's it.

Griff · 02-22-2009, 03:06 PM

Bravo!

classicman · 02-22-2009, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by richlevy

So is a celebuturd a celebrity whose public positions you disagree with?

Nope, not at all. There are plenty on both sides.
Feel free to add some of your nominations here - or not.

Elspode · 02-23-2009, 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by capnhowdy

The missionary position is the easiest to conceal in public.

Or maybe her sitting in your lap with her back to you.... yeah... that's it.

Not quite as subtle as one might hope.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/200...me-353366.html

02-08-2009, 06:04 PM	#16
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	No, dear Merc: it would have taken me maybe an hour to read the entire coffeetable book and admire the pictures. Maybe another hour or two to epoxy every page to its neighbors, urethane-finish the whole thing, and install legs to make an end-table. Creative cabinetry might be cool; but failing that, I'd rather spend the time handmaking riveted chainmail. That at least would have been part of a much more rewarding hobby than reading vape-o-lit. There's a pretty high tedium factor in mailmaking. Tends to get me in the upper back too. __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

02-18-2009, 11:23 PM	#18
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	Paris Hilton has recently been videorecorded rappin'... in front of Snoop Dog. If Snoop let her do that where a bunch of people could see, maybe he doesn't like Paris Hilton very much. __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

02-20-2009, 06:06 PM	#20
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Sounds like a couple dwellars as well. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

02-22-2009, 10:01 AM	#26
richlevy King Of Wishful Thinking Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Philadelphia Suburbs Posts: 6,669	So is a celebuturd a celebrity whose public positions you disagree with? __________________ Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE! I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama

02-22-2009, 01:07 PM	#27
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	The missionary position is the easiest to conceal in public. Or maybe her sitting in your lap with her back to you.... yeah... that's it. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

02-20-2009, 04:11 PM	#19
sugarpop Professor Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: the edge of the abyss Posts: 1,947	ce - leb – u – tard (suh – LEB – yu – tard) noun: 1. A famous person with a grandiose notion of his own importance and contribution to the known universe. 2. A human being of sub-par intellect, oversized ego and colossal bank account, whose existence represents a drag on the food chain, waste of oxygen and severe annoyance. 3. An egregious moron. Sounds an awful lot like a lot politicians and CEOs to me.

02-21-2009, 07:18 AM	#23
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	I like Susan Sarandon...

02-22-2009, 12:07 AM	#24
sugarpop Professor Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: the edge of the abyss Posts: 1,947	Well, as someone who actually worked in the entertainment industry in Hollywood for 10 years, I happen to like most actors and industry people. They are fun to be around, most of them are wicked smart, and most of them are pretty enlightened. I miss LA. sniff

02-22-2009, 03:06 PM	#28
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Bravo! __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

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