Cliteracy

Clodfobble · 08-30-2013, 07:02 PM

The clitoris is a mostly-internal organ that can be up to 9 centimeters long.

I've owned one for decades, and I had no idea.

infinite monkey · 08-30-2013, 07:54 PM

really? We got all that goin' on? I had no idea either. Do we have to start measuring our 'stuff' to brag about in lockerooms?

orthodoc · 08-30-2013, 08:27 PM

Now that's some awesome anatomy. Explains a lot ...

lumberjim · 08-30-2013, 08:59 PM

, that article you link says that it exists solely for pleasure. I don't think that strictly true is it?

I thought it was basically a tiny little penis. Doesn't pee come out of that thing?

Clodfobble · 08-30-2013, 09:09 PM

I think the urethra is technically a separate tube resting on top. But it's possible the nerve bundle may have evolved to be so sensitive specifically so that we would know when pee was or wasn't coming out.

orthodoc · 08-30-2013, 09:16 PM

The urethra lies posterior to the clitoris and fairly separate from it. There's no functional connection between the two.

Clodfobble · 08-30-2013, 09:52 PM

Damn, I was hoping I could have an orgasm if I just peed hard enough.

Undertoad · 08-30-2013, 10:17 PM

No but you could have a pee if you orgasm hard enough.

BigV · 08-30-2013, 10:35 PM

New favorite thread!

:-D

Sundae · 08-31-2013, 06:16 AM

I watched a programme once (an opener which stands alongside "Just hold my beer" in terms of intelligence) which showed that the contraction of the muscles caused the cervix to open slightly during clitoral orgasm. It was posited that the physical affect of orgasm would ensure more sperm reached the uterus.

Haven't seen or read anything about this since.
But it was an interesting idea.

Griff · 08-31-2013, 08:23 AM

I always considered myself cliterate but this thread is learning me.

regular.joe · 08-31-2013, 08:59 AM

All I can really say on this topic of the clitoris is: I like the clitoris. I'm a fan.

Sundae · 08-31-2013, 09:57 AM

I think I should have a sponsored celibacy/ no-flicking-the-bean-athon.
You know, like for charity.

Like for charity, but in fact just for me.
Pay me for every day I don't think about you and touch myself.

I'm so sad I've lost my sex drive. Surely someone, somewhere should be compensating me? "Had an accident that wasn't your fault?" "Been mis-sold PPI?" "Haven't had sex for so long you're worried about being cobwebby?" You know what I mean.

Flint · 08-31-2013, 03:28 PM

I'm feeling a strong desire to study this, in depth.

xoxoxoBruce · 08-31-2013, 04:16 PM

Yes, I'll take a closer look... it bears watching.

08-30-2013, 07:02 PM	#1
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Cliteracy The clitoris is a mostly-internal organ that can be up to 9 centimeters long. I've owned one for decades, and I had no idea. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

08-30-2013, 08:27 PM	#3
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	Now that's some awesome anatomy. Explains a lot ... __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

08-30-2013, 08:59 PM	#4
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	, that article you link says that it exists solely for pleasure. I don't think that strictly true is it? I thought it was basically a tiny little penis. Doesn't pee come out of that thing? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

08-30-2013, 09:09 PM	#5
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	I think the urethra is technically a separate tube resting on top. But it's possible the nerve bundle may have evolved to be so sensitive specifically so that we would know when pee was or wasn't coming out. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

08-30-2013, 09:16 PM	#6
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	The urethra lies posterior to the clitoris and fairly separate from it. There's no functional connection between the two. __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

08-30-2013, 07:54 PM	#2
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	really? We got all that goin' on? I had no idea either. Do we have to start measuring our 'stuff' to brag about in lockerooms?

08-30-2013, 09:52 PM	#7
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Damn, I was hoping I could have an orgasm if I just peed hard enough. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

08-30-2013, 10:17 PM	#8
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	No but you could have a pee if you orgasm hard enough.

08-30-2013, 10:35 PM	#9
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08-31-2013, 06:16 AM	#10
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I watched a programme once (an opener which stands alongside "Just hold my beer" in terms of intelligence) which showed that the contraction of the muscles caused the cervix to open slightly during clitoral orgasm. It was posited that the physical affect of orgasm would ensure more sperm reached the uterus. Haven't seen or read anything about this since. But it was an interesting idea. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

08-31-2013, 08:23 AM	#11
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	I always considered myself cliterate but this thread is learning me. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

08-31-2013, 08:59 AM	#12
regular.joe Старый сержант Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: NC, dreaming of large Russian women. Posts: 1,464	All I can really say on this topic of the clitoris is: I like the clitoris. I'm a fan. __________________ Birth, wealth, and position are valueless during wartime. Man is only judged by his character --Soldier's Testament. Death, like birth, is a secret of Nature. - Marcus Aurelius.

08-31-2013, 09:57 AM	#13
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I think I should have a sponsored celibacy/ no-flicking-the-bean-athon. You know, like for charity. Like for charity, but in fact just for me. Pay me for every day I don't think about you and touch myself. I'm so sad I've lost my sex drive. Surely someone, somewhere should be compensating me? "Had an accident that wasn't your fault?" "Been mis-sold PPI?" "Haven't had sex for so long you're worried about being cobwebby?" You know what I mean. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

08-31-2013, 03:28 PM	#14
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	I'm feeling a strong desire to study this, in depth. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

08-31-2013, 04:16 PM	#15
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Yes, I'll take a closer look... it bears watching. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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