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Old 03-06-2006, 12:39 PM   #1
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Sometimes I pretend...

...sometimes, I pretend that I am way more important than i am. I think I am an artist. That always cracks me up, coz, honey, I am NO artist.

But, I wish I was. I also wish I was a JAP.

What do you wish?
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
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Old 03-06-2006, 05:42 PM   #2
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I wish I could do more of the things I like, and like more of the things I do...
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Old 03-06-2006, 09:03 PM   #3
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I wish I was studly, and good looking instead of smart and ugly.
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Old 03-06-2006, 09:19 PM   #4
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Sometimes I wish that I had an eyeball on the end of my index finger. That's only sometimes though.
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Old 03-07-2006, 03:54 PM   #5
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Sometimes I wish that I had an eyeball on the end of my index finger. That's only sometimes though.
As in "AHA! I knew there was a nose goblin in there"?
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Old 03-07-2006, 04:03 PM   #6
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For seeing "around corners" and within enclosed areas that are not my nose.

Or any other parts for that matter.
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Old 03-07-2006, 05:33 PM   #7
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I wish I could slow down or speed up time. When I want it to go slow, it goes fast and you know the rest.
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Old 03-07-2006, 05:41 PM   #8
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Slow down or speed up would be incredible. Just think what you could do if you had the ability to **STOP** time on demand though.

That's what I want, The Girl, the Gold Watch and Everything .

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Old 03-07-2006, 06:46 PM   #9
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As in "AHA! I knew there was a nose goblin in there"?
Thought so, but it's snot.
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Old 03-08-2006, 10:13 PM   #10
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fantastic powers aside... just a life less frightening.

although... anything involving a secret lair would be a good start.
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Old 03-08-2006, 10:27 PM   #11
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I have spy and mercenary fantasties on occasion ... not that that wasn't obvious.
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Old 03-09-2006, 03:03 AM   #12
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I wish for decent sleep.
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Old 03-09-2006, 05:19 AM   #13
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I wish for the ability to bring people back from the dead......
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Old 03-09-2006, 09:42 AM   #14
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I wish for the ability to bring people back from the dead......
I believe Stephen King had a warning about that...Pet Semetery, anyone?
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
—James Barrie


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Old 03-09-2006, 10:10 AM   #15
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Hell with that...I use Jesus as my example. Sheesh, bring one damn dead guy back from the dead, and look what a frigging fuss people have made over him.
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