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03-18-2015, 05:43 AM | #1 | |||||
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March 18th,2015: Gasholes
Exasperated Mother Earth, "You Gasholes will be the death of me, I swear."
There is one group, I forget if it’s the Orange camp or Purple camp, who are warning, "The End is Possibly Pretty Close to Being Neigh, Maybe". Everybody… well, all the scientists and the people I asked at the pub, agree it’s because of Anthropogenic Global Warming. Us really smart people know it’s actually because you put that icky cat food cat in the trash, instead of washing it out and recycling it into a Prius. But what's done is done, what's a Mother Nature to do? Since that’s settled, now we’re looking for clues as to how Mother Nature will reveal her bitch side. Frogs? Nope. Boils? Nope. Locusts? Nope. Methane? Aha... Gasholes! Huff Post says in 2010 the AP reported; Quote:
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Soviets were drilling an exploratory well for gas/oil when the ground under the rig collapsed. Since the smell of gas was so strong they worried about an explosion. So to get rid of the danger, just throw a lit match in that hole and it'll burn off in a jiffy. Who knew a jiffy was so damn big... 44 years later it still burns. Bonus Pic, why Natural Gas and farts burn so well. I figured with Winter waning, you might need a new worry. You're welcome.
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03-18-2015, 05:40 PM | #2 |
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That Turkmenistan photo reminds me of Centralia, PA...only underground.
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03-18-2015, 07:23 PM | #3 |
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03-20-2015, 02:27 PM | #4 |
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Jiminy Crickets XOXOXOBruce! Now you put a whole lot of additional mayhem for my leetle brain to attempt to compartmentalize what you have presented here. So what kind of drink doust thou suggest to help adjust said leetle brain, to take that all in and still be able to sleep at night? Oh an no Kool-Aid for me... ;-)
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03-20-2015, 02:37 PM | #5 |
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Long Island Tea
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03-20-2015, 06:41 PM | #6 |
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Sleep is for cowards.
Face the night, embrace it, tell it how you hid that watch for five years, make it respect, if not fear, you.
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