June 8, 2007: Dumb fuck - Page 2

Urbane Guerrilla · 06-11-2007, 01:29 AM

You guys are strange, you know that?

I mean, strange.

piercehawkeye45 · 06-11-2007, 08:28 AM

I thought the drummer was always the slightly retarded guy in the band?

xoxoxoBruce · 06-11-2007, 09:46 AM

No, the drummer is the hell raiser/trouble magnet.

Sundae · 06-11-2007, 05:21 PM

... and the most likely to be maimed/ commit suicide
Okay, basing that on two drummers, but I don't know many

kerosene · 06-11-2007, 10:51 PM

Drummers are the rowdiest. (good for a fun fling)
Bass players are the quiet solid ones. (good for conversation, friendship, passionate experiences, etc.)
Guitar players are the loudest and cutest. (good for telling your friends "that's my boyfriend...he's in a band"...etc.)

Just a hunch. I haven't dated many band guys. Known a few, though.

JuancoRocks · 06-13-2007, 02:37 AM

Question: What does the drummer say when he steps up to the microphone?

Answer: "You want fries with that?"

The devil made me do it.

nowhereman · 06-13-2007, 12:44 PM

Q: What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend ?
A: Homeless

(Courtesy of Hal Blaine, great session drummer)

06-11-2007, 01:29 AM	#16
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	You guys are strange, you know that? I mean, strange. __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

06-11-2007, 09:46 AM	#18
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	No, the drummer is the hell raiser/trouble magnet. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-11-2007, 05:21 PM	#19
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	... and the most likely to be maimed/ commit suicide Okay, basing that on two drummers, but I don't know many __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

06-13-2007, 02:37 AM	#21
JuancoRocks Sir Post-A-Lot Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Paradise Valley, Arizona Posts: 437	Drummers Question: What does the drummer say when he steps up to the microphone? Answer: "You want fries with that?" The devil made me do it.

06-11-2007, 08:28 AM	#17
piercehawkeye45 Franklin Pierce Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Minnesota Posts: 3,695	I thought the drummer was always the slightly retarded guy in the band?

06-11-2007, 10:51 PM	#20
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	Drummers are the rowdiest. (good for a fun fling) Bass players are the quiet solid ones. (good for conversation, friendship, passionate experiences, etc.) Guitar players are the loudest and cutest. (good for telling your friends "that's my boyfriend...he's in a band"...etc.) Just a hunch. I haven't dated many band guys. Known a few, though.

06-13-2007, 12:44 PM	#22
nowhereman sliding down the razor blade of life Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: just over the edge Posts: 228	Q: What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend ? A: Homeless (Courtesy of Hal Blaine, great session drummer)

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