Great Gift For Your Sweetie for Feb 14

drfroth · 02-01-2011, 08:00 PM

Time to get your girl that special gift to let her know how much you care and help her think about you at the same time.

Skip the flowers this year fellas and get her something she will never expect:

A bronzed Lynx Penis-Bone necklace.

Hell yeah...you read that right.

Here is the article about it:

http://www.stltoday.com/lifestyles/f...7a4a78c22.html

And if a bronze animal dick on a chain is not your style...go for the bronzed mouse pelvis necklace instead.

Good Luck guys.

monster · 02-01-2011, 08:06 PM

We really want whale penis.....

zippyt · 02-01-2011, 08:59 PM

im getten MY Wife one of these

Clodfobble · 02-01-2011, 10:56 PM

Awesome--the voiceover in the beginning is Mike Rowe.

BigV · 02-01-2011, 11:06 PM

oosik

TheMercenary · 02-03-2011, 11:12 AM

I traded my wife's car in and got her a new one. That should be good enough. I will get her a card for V-Day.

monster · 02-03-2011, 11:28 AM

I paid the water bill that just came. Happy VD, beest.

glatt · 02-03-2011, 11:42 AM

My wife and I both hated VD when we were single. Now we ignore it together.

But the pressure to celebrate it is so great, we usually need to make a pact each year that we won't even buy cards, otherwise we do.

TheMercenary · 02-03-2011, 03:31 PM

My daughter calls it Single Awareness Day. I guess that is because she doesn't have a boyfriend.

glatt · 02-03-2011, 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMercenary

I guess that is because she doesn't have a boyfriend.

No wonder, what with you methodically sharpening your hunting knives in the living room whenever they come over.

zippyt · 02-03-2011, 03:45 PM

Gun Cleaning works well to Glatt

TheMercenary · 02-03-2011, 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt

No wonder, what with you methodically sharpening your hunting knives in the living room whenever they come over.

That was a joke dude. Wait til your girls start to date and then give me a call.... let me know how that works out for you and your wife.

monster · 02-03-2011, 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt

My wife and I both hated VD when we were single. Now we ignore it together.

But the pressure to celebrate it is so great, we usually need to make a pact each year that we won't even buy cards, otherwise we do.

OK, I read this as you joining the joke about STDs, but now I realise you weren't.....

Aliantha · 02-03-2011, 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMercenary

That was a joke dude. Wait til your girls start to date and then give me a call.... let me know how that works out for you and your wife.

I'm pretty sure glatt was joking too Merc. Put your defences down and read it as a bit of kidding about your views on gun ownership and hunting.

(I do realise why you might sometimes take comments like that a bit personally though, and I'm sure plenty of others do too.)

zippyt · 02-03-2011, 08:55 PM

That was a joke dude.

so was what HE Said

02-01-2011, 08:00 PM	#1
drfroth May Ter Dee Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Houston Posts: 26	Great Gift For Your Sweetie for Feb 14 Time to get your girl that special gift to let her know how much you care and help her think about you at the same time. Skip the flowers this year fellas and get her something she will never expect: A bronzed Lynx Penis-Bone necklace. Hell yeah...you read that right. Here is the article about it: http://www.stltoday.com/lifestyles/f...7a4a78c22.html And if a bronze animal dick on a chain is not your style...go for the bronzed mouse pelvis necklace instead. Good Luck guys. __________________ Remember...when you are getting teabagged by life...it is God's balls my blog: Frothtonomy

02-01-2011, 08:06 PM	#2
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	We really want whale penis..... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	im getten MY Wife one of these __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

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Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Awesome--the voiceover in the beginning is Mike Rowe. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

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TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	I traded my wife's car in and got her a new one. That should be good enough. I will get her a card for V-Day. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

02-03-2011, 11:28 AM	#7
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I paid the water bill that just came. Happy VD, beest. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

02-03-2011, 11:42 AM	#8
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	My wife and I both hated VD when we were single. Now we ignore it together. But the pressure to celebrate it is so great, we usually need to make a pact each year that we won't even buy cards, otherwise we do.

02-03-2011, 03:31 PM	#9
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	My daughter calls it Single Awareness Day. I guess that is because she doesn't have a boyfriend. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

02-03-2011, 03:45 PM	#11
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Gun Cleaning works well to Glatt __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

02-03-2011, 08:55 PM	#15
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	That was a joke dude. so was what HE Said __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

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