QUESTIONS ABOUT THIS SITE - Page 33

elSicomoro · 07-03-2007, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cloud

We have a child forum?

The collective mental age around is here is about 12, so yes.

lumberjim · 07-03-2007, 05:46 PM

speak for yourself, doodie head.

elSicomoro · 07-03-2007, 05:51 PM

Oh, so it's gonna be like that, Mr. Poopy Pants?

Cloud · 07-03-2007, 05:57 PM

huh. Sometimes I think the collective mental age here is -- older than that.

A LOT older!

elSicomoro · 07-03-2007, 06:18 PM

Sorry, Cloud...it doesn't offset the times when it is 3.

Urbane Guerrilla · 07-13-2007, 01:21 AM

Except maybe on average, or median, or something.

07-13-2007, 01:27 AM

If I scratch myself then type, can you smell it?

Uisge Beatha · 07-13-2007, 06:39 AM

Whew!

Man, that's rude.

Oh, um, sorry. It wasn't you, rk; I just farted.

Shawnee123 · 07-18-2007, 08:22 AM

I never did understand the Yahoo Slurp Spider. How come Google, the best search engine, doesn't have spiders running around? Someone in another thread brought up a good point, if you check out "who's online" you can find some interesting old threads based on what the spiders are looking at.

So, can someone explain spiders to me, and why Google doesn't have them?

Also, I noticed this morning that a spider was viewing a user profile. Why?

I also noticed the Yahoo Slurp Spider's user title is "Spider who has slurped" or something. Funny. I may change mine to "user who has used." Or, maybe not.

Uisge Beatha · 07-18-2007, 09:10 AM

As far as I can tell, someone actually registered an account under the name "Yahoo Slurp Spider." This may explain what you saw (viewing a profile), Shawnee.

xoxoxoBruce · 07-18-2007, 09:10 AM

Google has spiders too. The spiders keep reading the whole site, over and over, even the shit that doesn't change.

The guy that grabbed the Yahoo Slurp spider account hasn't used it in a year. He's only used his regular account 3 times since April, also.

Shawnee123 · 07-18-2007, 09:13 AM

But how do they work? What are they for? I assume for search. Why do you never see Google spiders? I've seen Yahoo (all the time) and an occasional other one (msn maybe?) but never a Googspidey.

Are Googspidey's more stealthy?

Undertoad · 07-18-2007, 09:41 AM

Yahoo's system is just not very smart, is what I'm thinking. Yahoo spidering generates 8 times the number of hits that Google spidering does.

Shawnee123 · 07-18-2007, 10:09 AM

I see. That makes sense.

But I luvs me some Google.

yesman065 · 07-18-2007, 10:16 AM

I gotta say - I prefer google too - even though Yahoo is listed as the #1 most viewed site. (as per alexa.com)

I love my gmail too

07-03-2007, 05:46 PM	#482
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	speak for yourself, doodie head. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

07-03-2007, 05:57 PM	#484
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	huh. Sometimes I think the collective mental age here is -- older than that. A LOT older! __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

07-13-2007, 01:21 AM	#486
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	Except maybe on average, or median, or something. __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

07-18-2007, 08:22 AM	#489
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I never did understand the Yahoo Slurp Spider. How come Google, the best search engine, doesn't have spiders running around? Someone in another thread brought up a good point, if you check out "who's online" you can find some interesting old threads based on what the spiders are looking at. So, can someone explain spiders to me, and why Google doesn't have them? Also, I noticed this morning that a spider was viewing a user profile. Why? I also noticed the Yahoo Slurp Spider's user title is "Spider who has slurped" or something. Funny. I may change mine to "user who has used." Or, maybe not. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

07-18-2007, 09:10 AM	#491
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Google has spiders too. The spiders keep reading the whole site, over and over, even the shit that doesn't change. The guy that grabbed the Yahoo Slurp spider account hasn't used it in a year. He's only used his regular account 3 times since April, also. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. Last edited by xoxoxoBruce; 07-18-2007 at 09:18 AM.

07-03-2007, 05:51 PM	#483
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Oh, so it's gonna be like that, Mr. Poopy Pants?

07-03-2007, 06:18 PM	#485
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Sorry, Cloud...it doesn't offset the times when it is 3.

07-13-2007, 01:27 AM	#487
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	If I scratch myself then type, can you smell it?

07-13-2007, 06:39 AM	#488
Uisge Beatha Lecturer Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 945	Whew! Man, that's rude. Oh, um, sorry. It wasn't you, rk; I just farted.

07-18-2007, 09:10 AM	#490
Uisge Beatha Lecturer Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 945	As far as I can tell, someone actually registered an account under the name "Yahoo Slurp Spider." This may explain what you saw (viewing a profile), Shawnee.

07-18-2007, 09:13 AM	#492
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	But how do they work? What are they for? I assume for search. Why do you never see Google spiders? I've seen Yahoo (all the time) and an occasional other one (msn maybe?) but never a Googspidey. Are Googspidey's more stealthy? __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

07-18-2007, 09:41 AM	#493
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Yahoo's system is just not very smart, is what I'm thinking. Yahoo spidering generates 8 times the number of hits that Google spidering does.

07-18-2007, 10:09 AM	#494
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I see. That makes sense. But I luvs me some Google. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

07-18-2007, 10:16 AM	#495
yesman065 Banned - Self Imposed Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,847	I gotta say - I prefer google too - even though Yahoo is listed as the #1 most viewed site. (as per alexa.com) I love my gmail too

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