Thank you Cellar

[Pamela]

For consistently being the only entity to remember my birthday and wish me well thereon.

This year I actually got a personal call, but she cheated by conning me into reminding her of the date two days before. Not that I didn't appreciate the sentiment.

I have 77 contacts in my phone. Six are work-related. Three others are businesses or doctors' offices. The rest are friends/family. Not so much as a text from any of them. Ever.

And people don't get why I cancelled my birthday decades ago...