fat vs not fat

hugefatguy · 07-11-2006, 02:30 PM

Ok I am new so i guess... hi

If there was a 800 pound fat guy who could still move easily and was not too slow and a 200 pound guy who was muscular and was fast and they had an all out fight to the death with no rules... who would win? (they can not use weapons like bats and chairs just there bodies) ( also they are in a closed space about the size of a boxing ring)

I say the fat guy would win because the punches from the other guy would do nothing and how can the other guy move him? Plus all the fat guy needs to do is to get the other guy on the ground and get on top of him

Trilby · 07-11-2006, 02:38 PM

Hi. what an incredibly weird way to say hello!

I still say the 200 pound guy would win. The 800 pound guy has hypertension and diabetes and unstable angina.

wolf · 07-11-2006, 03:09 PM

200 pounder ... more endurance overall, even if the 800 pounder would be pugilistically more skilled.

barefoot serpent · 07-11-2006, 03:13 PM

yeah, even if the 800lb'er is on top, most of his weight is still on the ground and the small guy can escape. Watch some sumo wrestling sometime, the smaller guys often win.

slang · 07-11-2006, 03:39 PM

Why would these two be fighting? If for pizza.....

hugefatguy · 07-11-2006, 04:39 PM

well i still say the fat guy because 200 pound man could not get him off. And plus if you are that heavy you dont have to be unhealthy.

Ibby · 07-11-2006, 04:41 PM

Yeah, uh, I think its prettymuch impossible to be 800 pounds and in prime shape. If a guy three or four times your size is laying on you, only a third or a fourth of him is actually touching you, the rest is on the ground, and if youre in relatively good shape, you can wriggle out.

Trust me, I know.

hugefatguy · 07-11-2006, 04:42 PM

i disagree

hugefatguy · 07-11-2006, 04:43 PM

plus what if the fat guy body slams him? then its over

capnhowdy · 07-11-2006, 04:43 PM

C'mon, dude... let's get real. How the fuck can a man weigh 800 lbs. and NOT be unhealthy? Sheesh.

hugefatguy · 07-11-2006, 04:43 PM

Ibram how do you know?

capnhowdy · 07-11-2006, 04:45 PM

Try signing up someone that fat to a pro sports team or the military. NOT! Wonder why.

hugefatguy · 07-11-2006, 04:45 PM

well when i said he dosent have to be unhealthy i meant he dosent HAVE to have dieabeties

hugefatguy · 07-11-2006, 04:46 PM

actually the Nfl is trying to hire a 802 pound african american fat guy right now

Ibby · 07-11-2006, 04:48 PM

I know because, back when i was a scrawny 90-pound kid, i would get in fights with kids twice my size and sometimes age. When I didnt win, I could always squirm away and scurry off.

07-11-2006, 02:30 PM	#1
hugefatguy Pithy Euphemist Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: MI Posts: 19	fat vs not fat Ok I am new so i guess... hi If there was a 800 pound fat guy who could still move easily and was not too slow and a 200 pound guy who was muscular and was fast and they had an all out fight to the death with no rules... who would win? (they can not use weapons like bats and chairs just there bodies) ( also they are in a closed space about the size of a boxing ring) I say the fat guy would win because the punches from the other guy would do nothing and how can the other guy move him? Plus all the fat guy needs to do is to get the other guy on the ground and get on top of him Last edited by hugefatguy; 07-11-2006 at 04:51 PM.

07-11-2006, 02:38 PM	#2
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Hi. what an incredibly weird way to say hello! I still say the 200 pound guy would win. The 800 pound guy has hypertension and diabetes and unstable angina. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

07-11-2006, 03:09 PM	#3
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	200 pounder ... more endurance overall, even if the 800 pounder would be pugilistically more skilled. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

07-11-2006, 03:13 PM	#4
barefoot serpent go ahead, abbrev. it Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lawrence, KS Posts: 2,623	yeah, even if the 800lb'er is on top, most of his weight is still on the ground and the small guy can escape. Watch some sumo wrestling sometime, the smaller guys often win. __________________ Chooses rowing vs. wading

07-11-2006, 04:41 PM	#7
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	Yeah, uh, I think its prettymuch impossible to be 800 pounds and in prime shape. If a guy three or four times your size is laying on you, only a third or a fourth of him is actually touching you, the rest is on the ground, and if youre in relatively good shape, you can wriggle out. Trust me, I know. __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

07-11-2006, 03:39 PM	#5
slang St Petersburg, Florida Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,423	Why would these two be fighting? If for pizza.....

07-11-2006, 04:39 PM	#6
hugefatguy Pithy Euphemist Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: MI Posts: 19	well i still say the fat guy because 200 pound man could not get him off. And plus if you are that heavy you dont have to be unhealthy.

07-11-2006, 04:42 PM	#8
hugefatguy Pithy Euphemist Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: MI Posts: 19	i disagree

07-11-2006, 04:43 PM	#9
hugefatguy Pithy Euphemist Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: MI Posts: 19	plus what if the fat guy body slams him? then its over

07-11-2006, 04:43 PM	#10
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	C'mon, dude... let's get real. How the fuck can a man weigh 800 lbs. and NOT be unhealthy? Sheesh. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

07-11-2006, 04:45 PM	#12
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	Try signing up someone that fat to a pro sports team or the military. NOT! Wonder why. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

07-11-2006, 04:46 PM	#14
hugefatguy Pithy Euphemist Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: MI Posts: 19	actually the Nfl is trying to hire a 802 pound african american fat guy right now

07-11-2006, 04:48 PM	#15
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	I know because, back when i was a scrawny 90-pound kid, i would get in fights with kids twice my size and sometimes age. When I didnt win, I could always squirm away and scurry off. __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

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