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View Poll Results: Have you ever butt-ブcked a dead dog in the ass?
Yes, of course! 1 8.33%
No, of course not! 8 66.67%
Other (Specify) 3 25.00%
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Old 10-17-2009, 03:14 PM   #1
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Have you ever butt-ブcked a dead dog in the ass?

Please be honest--this is an anonymous poll. . . . I'm doing...research.
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Old 10-17-2009, 04:27 PM   #2
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May we ask where else one would butt-fuck a dog but in the ass?
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Old 10-17-2009, 04:32 PM   #3
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Well, she *was* pretty damn ugly, so, yeah. No, wait. She was alive. Just dead drunk.
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Old 10-17-2009, 04:58 PM   #4
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I've just voted no. I wish I could think of a witty reason why!
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Old 10-17-2009, 06:29 PM   #5
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What if it was a dead ass, and I ... in the ...
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Old 10-17-2009, 08:01 PM   #6
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Hey, Flint has butt-fucked people in the mouth, so...there you go.
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Old 10-17-2009, 08:10 PM   #7
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No but We've just got through thor's birthday party and I could introduce you to an 8yo who most probably would. After he killed it. Beest and I independantly noted that he has mass-murderer tendancies. He is already into stomping on dead birds that he finds in the back yard (thanks demeter) and making his penis the center of attention. butt-fucking dead dogs is probably on tomorrow's to-do list
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Old 10-17-2009, 09:07 PM   #8
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what kind of research are you doing, Flint??!!?? To see how many people would even answer this question?
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Old 10-17-2009, 09:56 PM   #9
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It was only mostly-dead.
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Old 10-17-2009, 10:07 PM   #10
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Sometimes I do not like the Cellar.
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Old 10-17-2009, 10:49 PM   #11
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Old 10-17-2009, 10:59 PM   #12
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yeah? maybe if I'm old enough I'll get dementia and forget shit like this. I should be so lucky.
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Old 10-17-2009, 11:39 PM   #13
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I'm going to assume it's something metaphorical, and sidle away.
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Old 10-18-2009, 01:15 PM   #14
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Isn't this title a little... redundant?

I mean, honestly, where else can you butt-fudge a person, or critter?

Unless you're asking whether anyone has ever butt-fudged a dead dog, whilst inside a donkey? Something akin to when Luke Skywalker was placed inside a dead Tauntaun, only with additional bestiality thrown in, for good measure?

Furthermore... Who voted "yes?"
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Old 10-18-2009, 03:58 PM   #15
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May we ask where else one would butt-fuck a dog but in the ass?
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Isn't this title a little... redundant?
You guys are new here.

I'm concerned about the ethical implications. How can a dead dog give consent?
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