Please kill me - Page 3

infinite monkey · 10-01-2012, 03:45 PM

Hmmmmm. Big meeting (that I didnt' have time to attend!) about a big reorganization across a few depts.

Without getting into detail I do see a bit of hope in these coming changes; they're pretty far-reaching. I think there might even be a plan to make my job what I suggested to the consultant.

Interesting!

Big Sarge · 10-01-2012, 03:55 PM

Rafe is my cousin's aunt's uncle, twice removed. He was married to Dora. She
is Rafe's first cousin and step-aunt, once-removed, on the Diddler side of the family. Ya'll know how those diddlers are. LOL. Anyway, Dora ran away with the dog boy at the carnie while Rafe was at the county work farm. We all knew it was bound to happen what with Dora being a fancy gourmet chef at the Waffle House in Siler City.

Rafe has only been married 4 times unless you count cousin Eugenella. They were hitched twice. Everybody knows Rafe. He is the big success in our family what with him having a quarter interest in that septic pump truck. Oh, Rafe says he will give you a discount on sucking your pipes after you two get married.

Rafe wants to know if you accept collect calls?

Lamplighter · 10-01-2012, 04:55 PM

for Rafe

for Sarge

for the pump truck

infinite monkey · 10-01-2012, 05:06 PM

That is so funny sarge. I haggised out loud. Thanks for the cheer.

ZenGum · 10-01-2012, 06:27 PM

at Sarge, you is teh funny.

Monkey, just go kill a few hobos, it'll make you feel better for a few more weeks until the bigwigs get their lazy asses into gear.

Hmm, maybe a warning shot through the windows of bigwigs office ... no. No, definitely not.

henry quirk · 10-02-2012, 09:15 AM

Watch out for the one with a shotgun.

infinite monkey · 10-02-2012, 09:16 AM

I'm a Hobo Whisperer. I lure them into a false sense of security. I can do the same with Zombies.

henry quirk · 10-02-2012, 09:19 AM

HA!

The one with the shotgun is not so easily lured.

I'm tellin' ya: avoid that one.

infinite monkey · 10-02-2012, 09:20 AM

Oh please...

I can lure immoveable objects, a hobo with a shotgun ain't nothin'.

BigV · 10-02-2012, 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by henry quirk

Watch out for the one with a shotgun.

No, seriously. Avoid Hobo With A Shotgun. I think Rutger Hauer lost a bet or something.

infinite monkey · 10-02-2012, 01:12 PM

meh. All your hobo are belong to me.

henry quirk · 10-02-2012, 02:17 PM

No, go see it NOW.

That we -- you and me -- disagree: not a freakin' surprise.

#

"a hobo with a shotgun ain't nothin'"

Heresy.

You will burn.

BigV · 10-03-2012, 08:45 AM

Heard this on the radio this morning:

There's work and there's life. Don't confuse the two.

infinite monkey · 10-03-2012, 08:49 AM

That's better than: live to work and work to live.

Big goings-on here.

I don't want to make it googlable (yeah, I'm paranoid) but there was a pretty major restructuring and it seems things are starting to happen. Maybe making our voices heard wasn't farting in the wind. I don't think we can reverse the previous destruction but maybe, just maybe, further destruction can be averted!

Yay!

BigV · 10-03-2012, 08:53 AM

Great!!

10-01-2012, 03:55 PM	#32
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	Rafe is my cousin's aunt's uncle, twice removed. He was married to Dora. She is Rafe's first cousin and step-aunt, once-removed, on the Diddler side of the family. Ya'll know how those diddlers are. LOL. Anyway, Dora ran away with the dog boy at the carnie while Rafe was at the county work farm. We all knew it was bound to happen what with Dora being a fancy gourmet chef at the Waffle House in Siler City. Rafe has only been married 4 times unless you count cousin Eugenella. They were hitched twice. Everybody knows Rafe. He is the big success in our family what with him having a quarter interest in that septic pump truck. Oh, Rafe says he will give you a discount on sucking your pipes after you two get married. Rafe wants to know if you accept collect calls? __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

10-01-2012, 06:27 PM	#35
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	at Sarge, you is teh funny. Monkey, just go kill a few hobos, it'll make you feel better for a few more weeks until the bigwigs get their lazy asses into gear. Hmm, maybe a warning shot through the windows of bigwigs office ... no. No, definitely not. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

10-02-2012, 09:15 AM	#36
henry quirk maskless: yesterday, today, tomorrow Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 2,162	"kill a few hobos" Watch out for the one with a shotgun.

10-02-2012, 02:17 PM	#42
henry quirk maskless: yesterday, today, tomorrow Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 2,162	"Avoid Hobo With A Shotgun" No, go see it NOW. That we -- you and me -- disagree: not a freakin' surprise. # "a hobo with a shotgun ain't nothin'" Heresy. You will burn.

10-03-2012, 08:45 AM	#43
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Heard this on the radio this morning: There's work and there's life. Don't confuse the two. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

10-01-2012, 03:45 PM	#31
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Hmmmmm. Big meeting (that I didnt' have time to attend!) about a big reorganization across a few depts. Without getting into detail I do see a bit of hope in these coming changes; they're pretty far-reaching. I think there might even be a plan to make my job what I suggested to the consultant. Interesting!

10-01-2012, 04:55 PM	#33
Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402	for Rafe for Sarge for the pump truck

10-01-2012, 05:06 PM	#34
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	That is so funny sarge. I haggised out loud. Thanks for the cheer.

10-02-2012, 09:16 AM	#37
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I'm a Hobo Whisperer. I lure them into a false sense of security. I can do the same with Zombies.

10-02-2012, 09:19 AM	#38
henry quirk maskless: yesterday, today, tomorrow Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 2,162	HA! The one with the shotgun is not so easily lured. I'm tellin' ya: avoid that one.

10-02-2012, 09:20 AM	#39
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Oh please... I can lure immoveable objects, a hobo with a shotgun ain't nothin'.

10-02-2012, 01:12 PM	#41
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	meh. All your hobo are belong to me.

10-03-2012, 08:49 AM	#44
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	That's better than: live to work and work to live. Big goings-on here. I don't want to make it googlable (yeah, I'm paranoid) but there was a pretty major restructuring and it seems things are starting to happen. Maybe making our voices heard wasn't farting in the wind. I don't think we can reverse the previous destruction but maybe, just maybe, further destruction can be averted! Yay!

10-03-2012, 08:53 AM	#45
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Great!! __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

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