Paging Mike Hunt

monster · 04-09-2010, 08:05 PM

*sigh*

lumberjim · 04-09-2010, 08:16 PM

my dixie wrecked

monster · 04-09-2010, 08:20 PM

yarly

squirell nutkin · 04-09-2010, 09:14 PM

When I was a n00b waiter in NYC back in the late 70s I fell for that.

One of my cow orkers called the restaurant from the pay phone and asked me to page his friend, Mr. Hunt, first name Mike. It was insanely busy and I was completely distracted. I wandered around for a while paging Mike Hunt.

That was a wild place, paging Mike Hunt was probably the most Presbyterian thing that happened there. We routinely spiked each other's soft drinks with over proof vodka seeing if we could get each other hammered. We'd spike customer drinks esp. if a patron was obnoxious or belligerent. You'd be surprised how quickly a guy who paces himself for three scotch and waters will crumble after three scotch and 100 proof vodkas. The bouncer or bartender would drag him out the back door and leave him propped up in a doorway.

Good times for a 19 y.o.

lumberjim · 04-09-2010, 09:26 PM

ever piss in the lobster bisque?

squirell nutkin · 04-09-2010, 10:05 PM

ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

lumberjim · 04-09-2010, 10:10 PM

are you threatening me?!

ZenGum · 04-10-2010, 02:40 AM

Got a waitress with that at the take-away/delivery/restaurant I worked at.

"Pizza for Mike Hunt"

and then a week later

"pizza for Mike Litoris".

squirell nutkin · 04-10-2010, 07:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

are you threatening me?!

It's just something I ask all the dwellars. I just...like the sound of it.

04-09-2010, 08:05 PM	#1
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Paging Mike Hunt sigh Attached Images __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-09-2010, 08:16 PM	#2
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	my dixie wrecked __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-09-2010, 08:20 PM	#3
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	yarly __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-09-2010, 09:14 PM	#4
squirell nutkin has a second hand user title Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a Nut House Posts: 2,017	When I was a n00b waiter in NYC back in the late 70s I fell for that. One of my cow orkers called the restaurant from the pay phone and asked me to page his friend, Mr. Hunt, first name Mike. It was insanely busy and I was completely distracted. I wandered around for a while paging Mike Hunt. That was a wild place, paging Mike Hunt was probably the most Presbyterian thing that happened there. We routinely spiked each other's soft drinks with over proof vodka seeing if we could get each other hammered. We'd spike customer drinks esp. if a patron was obnoxious or belligerent. You'd be surprised how quickly a guy who paces himself for three scotch and waters will crumble after three scotch and 100 proof vodkas. The bouncer or bartender would drag him out the back door and leave him propped up in a doorway. Good times for a 19 y.o. __________________ And now I'm finished posting.

04-09-2010, 09:26 PM	#5
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	ever piss in the lobster bisque? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-09-2010, 10:05 PM	#6
squirell nutkin has a second hand user title Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a Nut House Posts: 2,017	ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? __________________ And now I'm finished posting.

04-09-2010, 10:10 PM	#7
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	are you threatening me?! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-10-2010, 02:40 AM	#8
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Got a waitress with that at the take-away/delivery/restaurant I worked at. "Pizza for Mike Hunt" and then a week later "pizza for Mike Litoris". __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

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