FUUUUUUUUCK

freshnesschronic · 05-22-2007, 11:05 PM

I was backing out of my driveway tonite and I was drinking a milkshake and I opened the car door and continued drinking the milkshake while turning on the car and putting it in reverse and backing out by letting gravity move me back, all this with the driver's door still open. And my fucking stupid ass hits the basketball hoop pole with my open door which causes the hinge to over exert and bend on itself. Horrible screeching noise as I kick the brakes. "Oh fuck." I get outside to see the door with a huge ass dent and I can barely close the door and have to slam it hard to get it to shut. Fuck this is like $500 dollars comprehensive right? Goddamnit, now I'm starting off my summer work (which I don't even have a job yet) at -500 FUCK ME.

zippyt · 05-22-2007, 11:14 PM

DUMB ASS !!!!
Almost as dumb as an aquantince's wife that got in to her car one morning , started it , put it in geer and FLOORED it , right in to her husbands van , TOTALED BOTH of them because she didn't look .

TheMercenary · 05-22-2007, 11:39 PM

Nice. Very Nice. Been there, it sucks.

The wife calls me crying (2 years ago), runs her one week old Toyota down the bumper of the daughters Porsche. Both cars get screwed, thank God for insurance.

Cloud · 05-22-2007, 11:41 PM

I'm telling you, that RBS will get ya!

DucksNuts · 05-22-2007, 11:44 PM

Whoops

TheMercenary · 05-22-2007, 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cloud

I'm telling you, that RBS will get ya!

RBS?

freshnesschronic · 05-23-2007, 12:25 AM

yeah what's RBS

05-23-2007, 01:31 AM

Sorry to hear that.

Aliantha · 05-23-2007, 02:44 AM

Well that's what you get for drinking a milkshake.

At least if you'd been drunk you would have had a good reason for doing something so dopey. lol

BrianR · 05-23-2007, 05:41 AM

If you can get a door at a yunkyard, even the hinges, you can make repairs yourself.

If this is a new car, let a pro handle it. I personally would avoid the insurance company and pay out of pocket. Those thieves will file it away and hold it against you forever. That's the part you don't see in the cutesy, wholesome family type commercials.

Rexmons · 05-23-2007, 08:35 AM

don't drink and drive...and if you don't mind me asking why the hell were you reversing out of your driveway with the door opened in the first place?

smurfalicious · 05-23-2007, 08:48 AM

If it makes you feel any better...

We are in a drought and we finally got our first rain in months on Friday night. We were so happy, and sat out on the back porch watching the light show as incredible lightning strikes lit up the sky and fried power lines all over the county. We were happiest about the 3-4 inches of rain that fell which we desperately need in these times of Phase III water restrictions.

But guess who left the sunroof open in the Nissan? Yeah. I got the Deet-Dee-Dee Award. Suffice it to say I spent my Saturday with a wet vac and damp rid.

Shawnee123 · 05-23-2007, 08:51 AM

I pulled out of my garage one morning but forgot to put the door up. Crunch. My honda was OK, but the garage door, not so much.

glatt · 05-23-2007, 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smurfalicious

Suffice it to say I spent my Saturday with a wet vac and damp rid.

"Damp rid?" Is that what you Aussies call a towel?

Hime · 05-23-2007, 10:20 AM

Sounds like something close to what happened to my dad's car when the recycling truck sideswiped it a while ago. Yeah, that's expensive damage.

05-22-2007, 11:05 PM	#1
freshnesschronic Professor Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,555	FUUUUUUUUCK I was backing out of my driveway tonite and I was drinking a milkshake and I opened the car door and continued drinking the milkshake while turning on the car and putting it in reverse and backing out by letting gravity move me back, all this with the driver's door still open. And my fucking stupid ass hits the basketball hoop pole with my open door which causes the hinge to over exert and bend on itself. Horrible screeching noise as I kick the brakes. "Oh fuck." I get outside to see the door with a huge ass dent and I can barely close the door and have to slam it hard to get it to shut. Fuck this is like $500 dollars comprehensive right? Goddamnit, now I'm starting off my summer work (which I don't even have a job yet) at -500 FUCK ME.

05-22-2007, 11:14 PM	#2
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	DUMB ASS !!!! Almost as dumb as an aquantince's wife that got in to her car one morning , started it , put it in geer and FLOORED it , right in to her husbands van , TOTALED BOTH of them because she didn't look . __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

05-22-2007, 11:39 PM	#3
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Nice. Very Nice. Been there, it sucks. The wife calls me crying (2 years ago), runs her one week old Toyota down the bumper of the daughters Porsche. Both cars get screwed, thank God for insurance. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

05-22-2007, 11:41 PM	#4
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	I'm telling you, that RBS will get ya! __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

05-23-2007, 02:44 AM	#9
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Well that's what you get for drinking a milkshake. At least if you'd been drunk you would have had a good reason for doing something so dopey. lol __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

05-22-2007, 11:44 PM	#5
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Whoops

05-23-2007, 12:25 AM	#7
freshnesschronic Professor Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,555	yeah what's RBS

05-23-2007, 01:31 AM	#8
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	Sorry to hear that.

05-23-2007, 05:41 AM	#10
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	If you can get a door at a yunkyard, even the hinges, you can make repairs yourself. If this is a new car, let a pro handle it. I personally would avoid the insurance company and pay out of pocket. Those thieves will file it away and hold it against you forever. That's the part you don't see in the cutesy, wholesome family type commercials. __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

05-23-2007, 08:35 AM	#11
Rexmons - Kavkaz United - Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 613	don't drink and drive...and if you don't mind me asking why the hell were you reversing out of your driveway with the door opened in the first place? __________________ "Life's a bitch but God forbid the bitch divorce me..."

05-23-2007, 08:48 AM	#12
smurfalicious Tool. Not the band - you are one. Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: 501 Northlake Blvd., North Palm Beach FL Posts: 329	If it makes you feel any better... We are in a drought and we finally got our first rain in months on Friday night. We were so happy, and sat out on the back porch watching the light show as incredible lightning strikes lit up the sky and fried power lines all over the county. We were happiest about the 3-4 inches of rain that fell which we desperately need in these times of Phase III water restrictions. But guess who left the sunroof open in the Nissan? Yeah. I got the Deet-Dee-Dee Award. Suffice it to say I spent my Saturday with a wet vac and damp rid. __________________

05-23-2007, 08:51 AM	#13
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I pulled out of my garage one morning but forgot to put the door up. Crunch. My honda was OK, but the garage door, not so much. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

05-23-2007, 10:20 AM	#15
Hime Extraordinary Machine Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Outside of Washington, DC Posts: 307	Sounds like something close to what happened to my dad's car when the recycling truck sideswiped it a while ago. Yeah, that's expensive damage.

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