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Old 11-08-2007, 04:04 PM   #1
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When it comes to sex, Michael Jackson prefers twenty eight year olds...

...cuz nineteen is just not enough eight year olds for one man.
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Old 11-08-2007, 04:16 PM   #2
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Here, you dropped this.
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Old 11-08-2007, 04:19 PM   #3
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"Why does Michael Jackson like sex with twenty eight year olds?"

"Because there are twenty of them."
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Old 11-08-2007, 04:32 PM   #4
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yeah....i just told that joke....
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Old 11-08-2007, 04:47 PM   #5
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Good to know.
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Old 11-08-2007, 05:07 PM   #6
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Did someone mention boys pants half off?


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I dropped that.
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Old 11-08-2007, 05:37 PM   #7
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Old 11-08-2007, 05:40 PM   #8
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whats the differnce between micheal jackson and acne?

at least acne waits until your 13 before it comes over your face
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Old 11-08-2007, 05:56 PM   #9
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what's black, then white, and comes in small cans?
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Old 11-08-2007, 06:10 PM   #10
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what's black, then white, and comes in small cans?
Hey that's my terrible joke.
And it goes:
What is black on the inside and white on the outside, and comes in tiny cans?
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Old 11-08-2007, 06:53 PM   #11
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Ah! Another member of the "rearrange lumberjim's MJ jokes" club!
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Old 11-08-2007, 07:07 PM   #12
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actually, I heard that 1st joke the way you told it, Honkey...but i wanted this thread to have a hook...like... it might have been a news item .....and then when you open the thread...POW> punchline. right in your eye!

good times.
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Old 11-08-2007, 09:23 PM   #13
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Hey, hey, hey!!!

Stop picking on Michael!!!

America loves old white women.
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Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years
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Old 11-11-2007, 07:34 PM   #14
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Just ask Barbara Frietchie. Even the CSA loved her.
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Old 11-12-2007, 04:39 PM   #15
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What's the difference between Gary Glitter (British pop star paedo- convicted one this time) and a greyhound?
The greyhound waits for the hair (hare) to appear first
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