The 'What the fuck!' thread - Page 50

Kagen4o4 · 08-09-2005, 05:32 AM

rudolf: is it a happy, magical...
doctor: youre going to die

the picture is of che griffin....peter griffin from family guy...one of the funniest shows ever.

wolf · 08-09-2005, 07:19 AM

I have never seen the Family Guy.

I really think it looks like Michael Moore.

Trilby · 08-09-2005, 07:40 AM

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Originally Posted by wolf

I have never seen the Family Guy.

Three lashes with a wet noodle

dar512 · 08-09-2005, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Kagen4o4

im sorry about the size but it has more of an affect that way

You're right. But the affect is that it is annoying.

Queen of the Ryche · 08-09-2005, 09:18 AM

What about the Effect?

dar512 · 08-09-2005, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Queen of the Ryche

What about the Effect?

Right you are. Thanks.

Elspode · 08-09-2005, 01:07 PM

So...I'm driving to work today, and I'm behind a beater of a Chevy pickup. You know the kind. Pale blue and rust tailgate on a brown and rust body. Step bumper with two hitch balls...and two other balls.

I couldn't see them real well at first, so I got over to the side for a better look. I suspected what I was seeing, but until I got off to the side, away from the low-slung bumper, I couldn't tell for sure. Yup, there they were, in all of their molded plastic, flesh-colored, bulging-vein glory. Truck balls.

I laughed for about two miles, both for the inherent humor of it all, and out of relief that the brain-dead buckaroo driving the old heap with a "Speed kills, so drive a Ford and live forever" decal on the back window wouldn't smash into me somehow...either out of simple aggression or pure lack of sufficient thought power.

Elspode · 08-09-2005, 01:08 PM

So...I'm driving to work today, and I'm behind a beater of a Chevy pickup. You know the kind. Pale blue and rust tailgate on a brown and rust body. Step bumper with two hitch balls...and two other balls.

I couldn't see them real well at first, so I got over to the side for a better look. I suspected what I was seeing, but until I got off to the side, away from the low-slung bumper, I couldn't tell for sure. Yup, there they were, in all of their molded plastic, flesh-colored, bulging-vein glory. Truck balls.

I laughed for about two miles, both for the inherent humor of it all, and out of relief that the brain-dead buckaroo driving the old heap with a "Speed kills, so drive a Ford and live forever" decal on the back window wouldn't smash into me somehow...either out of simple aggression or pure lack of sufficient thought power.

lookout123 · 08-09-2005, 02:52 PM

please tell me you exposed yourself, and others, to danger and possible death by taking a photo while you should have been looking at the road.

i reallyreallyreally don't want to find out that you went home and snapped a shot of your own equipment for our benefit.

Elspode · 08-09-2005, 06:01 PM

It was one of those "Why don't I have a camera with me?" moments, actually. That pic came from the 'Net.

zippyt · 08-09-2005, 10:50 PM

Bruce I dare ya to put a set of these on UT's new ride !!!!!!!

LabRat · 08-10-2005, 11:18 AM

Damnit--I meant to mention that I saw a pair of silver metal balls just like those hanging off of a truck about 3 weeks ago. It made me laugh too...I don't remember the kind of truck, but it was new, had big 'ole dual exhaust and this really deep growly sound, and the balls just fit the package. He was in front of me on an on ramp, and I tried to get next to him to see the driver, but couldn't. I was dying to see who would put balls on their truck.

Elspode · 08-10-2005, 11:49 AM

It is only logical for us to start a company to make truck wangs at this point, to further accessorize the dangly bits, doncha think?

wolf · 08-10-2005, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by LabRat

... and the balls just fit the package ...

*snort* She said package.

BigV · 08-10-2005, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Elspode

It is only logical for us to start a company to make truck wangs at this point, to further accessorize the dangly bits, doncha think?

Day late, dollar short, m'friend. Cause all those hairy big-ass trucks you're seein? Those are rolling 2-inch-dicks already. Sorry.

08-09-2005, 07:19 AM	#737
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I have never seen the Family Guy. I really think it looks like Michael Moore. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

08-09-2005, 09:18 AM	#740
Queen of the Ryche is fleeing the scene Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Beautiful CO Posts: 1,510	What about the Effect? __________________ Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever. He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon. I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.

08-09-2005, 01:07 PM	#742
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	So...I'm driving to work today, and I'm behind a beater of a Chevy pickup. You know the kind. Pale blue and rust tailgate on a brown and rust body. Step bumper with two hitch balls...and two other balls. I couldn't see them real well at first, so I got over to the side for a better look. I suspected what I was seeing, but until I got off to the side, away from the low-slung bumper, I couldn't tell for sure. Yup, there they were, in all of their molded plastic, flesh-colored, bulging-vein glory. Truck balls. I laughed for about two miles, both for the inherent humor of it all, and out of relief that the brain-dead buckaroo driving the old heap with a "Speed kills, so drive a Ford and live forever" decal on the back window wouldn't smash into me somehow...either out of simple aggression or pure lack of sufficient thought power. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

08-09-2005, 01:08 PM	#743
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	So...I'm driving to work today, and I'm behind a beater of a Chevy pickup. You know the kind. Pale blue and rust tailgate on a brown and rust body. Step bumper with two hitch balls...and two other balls. I couldn't see them real well at first, so I got over to the side for a better look. I suspected what I was seeing, but until I got off to the side, away from the low-slung bumper, I couldn't tell for sure. Yup, there they were, in all of their molded plastic, flesh-colored, bulging-vein glory. Truck balls. I laughed for about two miles, both for the inherent humor of it all, and out of relief that the brain-dead buckaroo driving the old heap with a "Speed kills, so drive a Ford and live forever" decal on the back window wouldn't smash into me somehow...either out of simple aggression or pure lack of sufficient thought power. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

08-09-2005, 02:52 PM	#744
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	please tell me you exposed yourself, and others, to danger and possible death by taking a photo while you should have been looking at the road. i reallyreallyreally don't want to find out that you went home and snapped a shot of your own equipment for our benefit. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

08-09-2005, 05:32 AM	#736
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	rudolf: is it a happy, magical... doctor: youre going to die the picture is of che griffin....peter griffin from family guy...one of the funniest shows ever.

08-09-2005, 06:01 PM	#745
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	It was one of those "Why don't I have a camera with me?" moments, actually. That pic came from the 'Net. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

08-09-2005, 10:50 PM	#746
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Bruce I dare ya to put a set of these on UT's new ride !!!!!!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

08-10-2005, 11:18 AM	#747
LabRat twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,143	Damnit--I meant to mention that I saw a pair of silver metal balls just like those hanging off of a truck about 3 weeks ago. It made me laugh too...I don't remember the kind of truck, but it was new, had big 'ole dual exhaust and this really deep growly sound, and the balls just fit the package. He was in front of me on an on ramp, and I tried to get next to him to see the driver, but couldn't. I was dying to see who would put balls on their truck. __________________ Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within.

08-10-2005, 11:49 AM	#748
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	It is only logical for us to start a company to make truck wangs at this point, to further accessorize the dangly bits, doncha think? __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

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