6/1/2005: Young Mongolian contortionist

Undertoad · 06-01-2005, 11:47 AM

Magilla sends this freaky looking oddity, the official caption: A young contortionist practises at the Mongolian National Circus in Ulan Bator May 24, 2005. The Mongolian National Circus, which was established in 1940, presents several performances like acrobatics, gymnastics, juggling, tightrope walking, animal acts, clowns, magic tricks, and is best known for its contortionists. It has continuously trained contortionists, also known as 'rubber girls' or 'Girls without Bones'.

Mongolia seems like a culture off the map - as in, one rarely hears about it, here.

BigV · 06-01-2005, 11:57 AM

Mongolia==Cirque de Soliel farm system

Trilby · 06-01-2005, 11:57 AM

I think it's kinda cool that they have a National Circus. Could we get one, too?

I'm alarmed at the contortion of this innocent child. What if she sticks that way?

BigV · 06-01-2005, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

--snip--I'm alarmed at the contortion of this innocent child. What if she sticks that way?

no prob, just tip her "face down" and you've a comfy ottoman (yes, I know that's a little west of mongolia. hush.)

lookout123 · 06-01-2005, 01:24 PM

she is posing for the next generation smilie - pulling one's head from own arse.

warch · 06-01-2005, 01:49 PM

Looks like one of Happy Monkey's tape sculptures.

Wormfood · 06-01-2005, 02:35 PM

Gee.. took me 20 sec. to figure out how she was entangled.

axlrosen · 06-01-2005, 04:03 PM

What they don't show is the next step: they paint some numbers on her, and get a couple of big burly guys to throw her across the mat, to play their "human D&D" game.

mrnoodle · 06-01-2005, 04:44 PM

[juvenile humor]Mongolian? She doesn't look retarded, she looks Chinese[/juvenile humor]

Troubleshooter · 06-01-2005, 06:05 PM

Goddamn Mongorians! You tear down my Shitty Wall!

Pearcie (AUS) · 06-01-2005, 07:23 PM

oh, i get it. a trojan mongowian howrse. mongowians hidin inside thinkin i'll bring it in the shitty wall, then mongowians pop out and destroy wall from da inside out. okay. i'll pray arong. oh! oh rook! my very own mongowian trojan horse! row! reah, what a great present! i guess mongowians aren't such crappy, smelly people after all, yeah! i'm just gonna bring it inside and show it to all my friends, yeah. (opens hatch, sweet and sour pork falls on him) AWWWW! (smacks lips) AWWW, ITS SWEET AND SOUR PORK!
(Mongolians laughing, swords clanking)
(as sweet and sour pork hardens)
im gonna get you nongoldians id ids da lasd ding i dooooooo!!!!!!!!!

richlevy · 06-01-2005, 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

I think it's kinda cool that they have a National Circus. Could we get one, too?

You mean other than the White House, House of Representatives, and Senate? (three rings) :p

Sun_Sparkz · 06-01-2005, 11:45 PM

thats just wrong.

I wonder is she will have many health problems later from all that.. contorting

wolf · 06-02-2005, 12:37 AM

You mean that's not the mermaid girl they just did the surgery on?

Karenv · 06-02-2005, 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Troubleshooter

Goddamn Mongorians! You tear down my Shitty Wall!

The Mongolians didn't have to. A Chinese general opened the gate. (That's what the Emperor gets for taking his wife.)

06-01-2005, 11:47 AM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	6/1/2005: Young Mongolian contortionist Magilla sends this freaky looking oddity, the official caption: A young contortionist practises at the Mongolian National Circus in Ulan Bator May 24, 2005. The Mongolian National Circus, which was established in 1940, presents several performances like acrobatics, gymnastics, juggling, tightrope walking, animal acts, clowns, magic tricks, and is best known for its contortionists. It has continuously trained contortionists, also known as 'rubber girls' or 'Girls without Bones'. Mongolia seems like a culture off the map - as in, one rarely hears about it, here.

06-01-2005, 11:57 AM	#2
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Mongolia==Cirque de Soliel farm system __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

06-01-2005, 11:57 AM	#3
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I think it's kinda cool that they have a National Circus. Could we get one, too? I'm alarmed at the contortion of this innocent child. What if she sticks that way? __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

06-01-2005, 01:24 PM	#5
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	she is posing for the next generation smilie - pulling one's head from own arse. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

06-01-2005, 04:44 PM	#9
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	[juvenile humor]Mongolian? She doesn't look retarded, she looks Chinese[/juvenile humor] __________________ Sìn a nall na cuaranan sin. -- Cha mhór is fheairrde thu iad, tha iad coltach ri cat air a dhathadh

06-01-2005, 01:49 PM	#6
warch lurkin old school Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Minnesota Posts: 2,796	Looks like one of Happy Monkey's tape sculptures.

06-01-2005, 02:35 PM	#7
Wormfood Superior Inhabitant Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Sweden Posts: 73	Gee.. took me 20 sec. to figure out how she was entangled.

06-01-2005, 04:03 PM	#8
axlrosen Major Inhabitant Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 125	What they don't show is the next step: they paint some numbers on her, and get a couple of big burly guys to throw her across the mat, to play their "human D&D" game.

06-01-2005, 06:05 PM	#10
Troubleshooter The urban Jane Goodall Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 3,012	Goddamn Mongorians! You tear down my Shitty Wall! __________________ I have gained this from philosophy: that I do without being commanded what others do only from fear of the law. - Aristotle

06-01-2005, 07:23 PM	#11
Pearcie (AUS) Superior Inhabitant Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 73	Hahaha oh, i get it. a trojan mongowian howrse. mongowians hidin inside thinkin i'll bring it in the shitty wall, then mongowians pop out and destroy wall from da inside out. okay. i'll pray arong. oh! oh rook! my very own mongowian trojan horse! row! reah, what a great present! i guess mongowians aren't such crappy, smelly people after all, yeah! i'm just gonna bring it inside and show it to all my friends, yeah. (opens hatch, sweet and sour pork falls on him) AWWWW! (smacks lips) AWWW, ITS SWEET AND SOUR PORK! (Mongolians laughing, swords clanking) (as sweet and sour pork hardens) im gonna get you nongoldians id ids da lasd ding i dooooooo!!!!!!!!!

06-01-2005, 11:45 PM	#13
Sun_Sparkz Has Body Temperature Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: I come from a land downunder Posts: 1,105	thats just wrong. I wonder is she will have many health problems later from all that.. contorting __________________ We'll never be as young as we are right now

06-02-2005, 12:37 AM	#14
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	You mean that's not the mermaid girl they just did the surgery on? __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

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