The 'What the fuck!' thread - Page 767

Gravdigr · 04-17-2015, 03:56 PM

This might not be news to Dwellars on the other side of the pond, but...

I did not know Jason Statham was a dancer in music videos back in the day.

Here, about 35 seconds in:

And, here, making his first appearance at about 15 seconds in:

Learnt it here, btw.

Gravdigr · 04-18-2015, 02:58 PM

I don't know if he's an idiot, or a ƒucking genius...

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Sundae · 04-18-2015, 06:30 PM

That looks like Bruce Jenner. So I'd say the jury's out on that one.

Gravdigr · 04-21-2015, 04:30 PM

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Wait...WAIT...WAIT.

There's a beer that can only be sold in Wisconsin to undercover officers?

fargon · 04-22-2015, 05:20 PM

These people up here are Krazy with a capital K.

Gravdigr · 04-23-2015, 01:12 PM

What the hell?

xoxoxoBruce · 04-24-2015, 01:08 AM

I suspect superglue.

footfootfoot · 04-24-2015, 10:31 AM

Or witchcraft.

Witchcraft and silver solder.

glatt · 04-24-2015, 10:50 AM

I would point out that several of those coins on the left are the kind with holes in the center, and I bet that makes it a trivial thing to balance those particular ones. The vertical coins would fit in the center holes at 4 contact points instead of at a very narrow line. Visualize a big monster truck tire standing up vertically in an open manhole.

There's obviously some skill going on with the stacking, but not nearly as much as if the coins had no center holes.

footfootfoot · 04-24-2015, 11:27 AM

And there seems to be a suspicious looking defect in the bottom of that glass jar. Definitely looks like a crack.

xoxoxoBruce · 04-24-2015, 11:29 AM

The horizontal coins on the inside and outside are offset.

Lamplighter · 04-24-2015, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

I suspect superglue.

No tricks in my bar-trick...

It's one way to entertain young kids while waiting for food in a restaurant,
especially the suspense when you set each end of the toothpick on fire.

Gravdigr · 04-24-2015, 03:03 PM

I learned that one with a quarter taking the place of the toothpick.

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If you have a flat rim on your glass (this one is a little on the round side), you can push that quarter right out to the very edge, and it looks for all the world like you're defying gravity.

I tried two different kinds of toothpick, on three different kinds of fork, and could not replicate Lamp's trick.

Lamplighter · 04-24-2015, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

I learned that one with a quarter taking the place of the toothpick.
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I tried two different kinds of toothpick, on three different kinds of fork,
and could not replicate Lamp's trick.

It is probably easier to set up with a quarter.
But even with no tricks, a bar-trick is a bar-trick,

And so... I guess you get to buy the next round.

Gravdigr · 04-25-2015, 02:35 PM

Meet me Wednesday...I'll buy ya a bucket.

04-17-2015, 03:56 PM	#11491
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	This might not be news to Dwellars on the other side of the pond, but... I did not know Jason Statham was a dancer in music videos back in the day. Here, about 35 seconds in: And, here, making his first appearance at about 15 seconds in: Learnt it here, btw. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

04-18-2015, 02:58 PM	#11492
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04-18-2015, 06:30 PM	#11493
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	That looks like Bruce Jenner. So I'd say the jury's out on that one. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

04-21-2015, 04:30 PM	#11494
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Wait...WAIT...WAIT. There's a beer that can only be sold in Wisconsin to undercover officers? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

04-22-2015, 05:20 PM	#11495
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	These people up here are Krazy with a capital K. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

04-23-2015, 01:12 PM	#11496
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	What the hell? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

04-24-2015, 01:08 AM	#11497
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I suspect superglue. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

04-24-2015, 10:31 AM	#11498
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Or witchcraft. Witchcraft and silver solder. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

04-24-2015, 10:50 AM	#11499
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I would point out that several of those coins on the left are the kind with holes in the center, and I bet that makes it a trivial thing to balance those particular ones. The vertical coins would fit in the center holes at 4 contact points instead of at a very narrow line. Visualize a big monster truck tire standing up vertically in an open manhole. There's obviously some skill going on with the stacking, but not nearly as much as if the coins had no center holes.

04-24-2015, 11:27 AM	#11500
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	And there seems to be a suspicious looking defect in the bottom of that glass jar. Definitely looks like a crack. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

04-24-2015, 11:29 AM	#11501
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	The horizontal coins on the inside and outside are offset. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

04-24-2015, 03:03 PM	#11503
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I learned that one with a quarter taking the place of the toothpick. ETA: If you have a flat rim on your glass (this one is a little on the round side), you can push that quarter right out to the very edge, and it looks for all the world like you're defying gravity. I tried two different kinds of toothpick, on three different kinds of fork, and could not replicate Lamp's trick. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off. Last edited by Gravdigr; 04-24-2015 at 03:19 PM.

04-25-2015, 02:35 PM	#11505
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Meet me Wednesday...I'll buy ya a bucket. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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