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Old 07-23-2004, 02:58 PM   #1
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Question for fathers out there, and even mom's if you want

I will try and keep things from getting TO out of hand here...

I was wondering, when your wife, signifigant other was pregnant...did her sex drive rise or fall....and if it rose, when did it stop??

My wife is now about 8 months pregnant, and since she's not here, well she has gotten BIG...Now not blocking out the sun big.....bigger then I think she expected.....not a knock at all....she still as attractive as ever...

My thing is....she SEEMS to want sex ALL the time...well not all, but a lot....TWICE this week, she woke me out of a dead sleep by um, handling Mr. Happy... and they climbing aboard....

I catch her masturbating, well not catch, she really isn't trying to hide it...not constantly, but a lot.....and I'm just wondering if any had this experience? Her OBGYN said that at her stage she probably feels so sexually aroused because of all the fluid and all building up there is putting pressure on here special places

So Once again, is she in the normal realm?? of do I have a pregnant nympho wife.....OF COURSE...I'm not complaining... Just wondering about her....thanks!

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Old 07-23-2004, 03:00 PM   #2
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Didn't we already do this one? And wasn't it worded in almost the exact same fashion?

Yeah. Yeah we did.
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Old 07-23-2004, 03:13 PM   #3
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Could have...

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Didn't we already do this one? And wasn't it worded in almost the exact same fashion?

Yeah. Yeah we did.
Never seen it posted...but if it was...no need to reply....LATER!
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Old 07-23-2004, 03:17 PM   #4
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Uh, not to nitpick or anything, but you posted the other thread too.
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Old 07-23-2004, 03:25 PM   #5
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Uh, not to nitpick or anything, but you posted the other thread too.
You know, you're worse than me sometimes.

We've done this thread a couple times but yah prego times are good times!
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Old 07-23-2004, 03:35 PM   #6
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You know, you're worse than me sometimes.
I'm in a mood today. Sorry. :p
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Old 07-23-2004, 06:18 PM   #7
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last time you referred to her as fiance. this time wife. congrats?
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Old 07-24-2004, 01:19 AM   #8
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Also, based on the last post, either your math is bad, the kid's late, or you're talking about two different women.

Another possibility, of course, is that you just like to talk about screwing pregnant women.
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Old 07-25-2004, 12:19 AM   #9
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my wife says and I quote " enjoy it now , because AFTER the baby, she won't feel like it or be able to do it for a while , stiches , streaching ( the old throw ing a hot dog down a hall thing ) , crying kid at JUST the WRONG time , etc ...... "

In other words " enjoy the ride while you can , IT WON"T LAST "
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Old 07-25-2004, 07:50 AM   #10
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. . . the old throw ing a hot dog down a hall thing . . .
Um, I've heard the "delivering a bowling ball through a keyhole" and "pulling your lips over the top of your head" allusions to the pain of childbirth, and have even delivered three of my own, but what the heck is 'the old throwing a hot dog down a hall' thing? Oh, wait, now I get it.

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