The 'What the fuck!' thread - Page 88

joelnwil · 05-05-2006, 12:15 PM

Good for the deer. When people talk about hunting as a sport, I tell them to go out in a loincloth with a flint knife and bring me a lion.

Now that would be a sport.

mrnoodle · 05-05-2006, 12:25 PM

I'll go fetch you one with a sharp stick and some string, is that good enough?

Kagen4o4 · 05-05-2006, 05:51 PM

just go to the zoo, its like shooting lions in a cage. in fact its exactly like shooting lions in a cage,

RellikLaerec · 05-06-2006, 01:40 AM

OK this could go one of two ways. Trade your kiddy in for maybe a better behaved one or maybe you wanted a little girl instead of a little boy

Kagen4o4 · 05-06-2006, 04:31 AM

"the new sign looks great! the colours really make it lo...umm... excuse me, im pretty sure i ordered a space."
"oh im sorry, silly me! i never even gave it a thought, you'll be getting parents from all over town now thinking you sell clothes."

Kagen4o4 · 05-06-2006, 04:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

yeah, go before you're too old.

i dont care what you say, id still go her.

Shocker · 05-06-2006, 11:02 AM

Ok, this is a picture I drew in Microsoft paint...I think it qualifies as WTF.

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Shocker · 05-06-2006, 11:04 AM

Here's another...

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Shocker · 05-06-2006, 11:05 AM

and another....

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wolf · 05-06-2006, 11:11 AM

That should be "suppository." Took me the longest time to get it.

Shocker · 05-06-2006, 11:15 AM

Yeah, I didn't think it looked right either, but I guess I was just too damn lazy to check the correct spelling

wolf · 05-06-2006, 12:59 PM

You know you'd be the first one I'd call.

DucksNuts · 05-06-2006, 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

I could have helped you with that.

Should I be scared?

footfootfoot · 05-06-2006, 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

I could have helped you with that.

As always, be sure he hasn't got both his hands on your shoulders.

Happy Monkey · 05-06-2006, 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Happy Monkey

Each laptop has a photograph of what's behind it as its desktop background.

Here are some more.

05-05-2006, 12:25 PM	#1307
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	I'll go fetch you one with a sharp stick and some string, is that good enough? __________________ Sìn a nall na cuaranan sin. -- Cha mhór is fheairrde thu iad, tha iad coltach ri cat air a dhathadh

05-05-2006, 05:51 PM	#1308
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	just go to the zoo, its like shooting lions in a cage. in fact its exactly like shooting lions in a cage, __________________ something we both can enjoy??

05-06-2006, 01:40 AM	#1309
RellikLaerec Faithful Companion Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Buckeye City Posts: 185	OK this could go one of two ways. Trade your kiddy in for maybe a better behaved one or maybe you wanted a little girl instead of a little boy Attached Images

05-06-2006, 04:31 AM	#1310
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	"the new sign looks great! the colours really make it lo...umm... excuse me, im pretty sure i ordered a space." "oh im sorry, silly me! i never even gave it a thought, you'll be getting parents from all over town now thinking you sell clothes." __________________ something we both can enjoy??

05-06-2006, 11:11 AM	#1315
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	That should be "suppository." Took me the longest time to get it. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

05-05-2006, 12:15 PM	#1306
joelnwil Major Inhabitant Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Silver Spring MD Posts: 128	Good for the deer. When people talk about hunting as a sport, I tell them to go out in a loincloth with a flint knife and bring me a lion. Now that would be a sport.

05-06-2006, 11:02 AM	#1312
Shocker Knight of the Oval-Shaped Conference Table Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Your Mom's house Posts: 378	Ok, this is a picture I drew in Microsoft paint...I think it qualifies as WTF.

05-06-2006, 11:04 AM	#1313
Shocker Knight of the Oval-Shaped Conference Table Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Your Mom's house Posts: 378	Here's another...

05-06-2006, 11:05 AM	#1314
Shocker Knight of the Oval-Shaped Conference Table Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Your Mom's house Posts: 378	and another....

05-06-2006, 11:15 AM	#1316
Shocker Knight of the Oval-Shaped Conference Table Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Your Mom's house Posts: 378	Yeah, I didn't think it looked right either, but I guess I was just too damn lazy to check the correct spelling

05-06-2006, 12:59 PM	#1317
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	You know you'd be the first one I'd call. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

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