10/4/2004: 1,072 lb. man is dieting

Undertoad · 10-04-2004, 12:26 PM

Patrick Deuel, 42, of Valentine, weighed 1,072 pounds when he was admitted to Avera McKennan Hospital eight weeks ago. Deuel, who is just under 6 feet tall, is on a 1,200 calorie-a-day diet.

He wants to lose at least another 450 pounds or more in the next year and a half to two years. He is being supervised by a team of eight doctors.

"If we hadn't gotten him here, he'd be dead now," said Fred Harris, Deuel's lead doctor.

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Cyber Wolf · 10-04-2004, 12:31 PM

I've seen this before...didn't we have this guy here already? Or was it elsewhere in the forum?

Pi · 10-04-2004, 12:43 PM

I think he's sexy. He has really big tits...

lookout123 · 10-04-2004, 01:17 PM

good for him. but i wonder - did he just wake up one day and realize he was fat? the previous 20 years he felt just fine but he realized one fine morning that he could stand to lose a few lbs?

second thought - subway should sponsor him. he'd be better than jared.

jinx · 10-04-2004, 02:02 PM

Why 1200 calories a day I wonder? I mean, doesn't that seem excessive?

lookout123 · 10-04-2004, 02:11 PM

maybe with that amount of mass, he needs that amount to keep him functional without going into shock or something?

Trilby · 10-04-2004, 02:21 PM

You can't just starve the guy. His body will rebel and he won't lose any weight. A nutritionalist gave me the whole story on how this works, and it's complicated (or, was for me

but no matter how fat you are you need to eat a little something to keep your electrolytes balanced (sodium, potassium, etc.)

Cochese · 10-04-2004, 04:50 PM

Even his eyes are fat.

Rakarin · 10-04-2004, 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

You can't just starve the guy. His body will rebel and he won't lose any weight. A nutritionalist gave me the whole story on how this works, and it's complicated (or, was for me

but no matter how fat you are you need to eat a little something to keep your electrolytes balanced (sodium, potassium, etc.)

Yeah. The human body has what is essentially a "famine mode". If you have a sudden, drastic decrease in caloric intake, your body will respond by slowing the metabolism and converting as much as possible to fat (long term calorie and water storage). That's why sudden-starvation diets cause your weight to yo-yo or increase, and rarely cause weight loss. It is best to decrease your calories over a week or two. Then, your metabolism doesn't slow down and you don't create fat reserves.

tw · 10-04-2004, 06:04 PM

Isn't this when Richard Simmons arrives?

jojomonkeygirl · 10-04-2004, 06:09 PM

he bites his nails

capnhowdy · 10-04-2004, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by jojomonkeygirl

he bites his nails

"Bite" may be an understatement. I think this dude gnaws and eats his nails. Looks like he ate most of his left ear also. [ Is that possible?] That could account for 1/8-1/4 oz. of weight loss right there. He could remove the warts from under his left eye and maybe grab another gram or two. I really like the push-up bra. My feelings about marriage have changed. If this guy can be married, why the hell....... oh well. My humble advice : gain another 326 lbs. Win the world record. Take the fame & fortune and consider major lyposuction. Observation: I bet she (his wife) likes it on top. Please forgive me. You gotta love this guy............................................................

footfootfoot · 10-04-2004, 07:49 PM

I think I may be speechless, either that or I am having a vicarious heart attack. This really really belongs on the what the fuck thread.

If we didn't get him to the hospital he'd be melding with his couch...

Maybe last months couch thing got to him and he decided to lose weight. Aww hell, I'll read "the full story"

footfootfoot · 10-04-2004, 07:53 PM

OK, I'm back from the full story. There was a banner ad for red lobster at the top of the page.

I think I should throw my computer in a river. What the hell is going on?

jojomonkeygirl · 10-04-2004, 08:02 PM

Quote from The Full Story: "His body was just so sick, he was just hanging on by his fingernails."

I repeat....he bites his nails. So what was he really hanging on by?

the whole eye mole thing grossed me out bad.

10-04-2004, 12:26 PM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	10/4/2004: 1,072 lb. man is dieting Patrick Deuel, 42, of Valentine, weighed 1,072 pounds when he was admitted to Avera McKennan Hospital eight weeks ago. Deuel, who is just under 6 feet tall, is on a 1,200 calorie-a-day diet. He wants to lose at least another 450 pounds or more in the next year and a half to two years. He is being supervised by a team of eight doctors. "If we hadn't gotten him here, he'd be dead now," said Fred Harris, Deuel's lead doctor. full story

10-04-2004, 12:31 PM	#2
Cyber Wolf As stable as a ring of PU-239 Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: On a huge rock covered in water, highly advanced moss and 7 billion parasites Posts: 1,264	I've seen this before...didn't we have this guy here already? Or was it elsewhere in the forum? __________________ "I don't see what's so triffic about creating people as people and then getting' upset 'cos they act like people." ~Adam Young, Good Omens "I don't see why it matters what is written. Not when it's about people. It can always be crossed out." ~Adam Young, Good Omens

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lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	good for him. but i wonder - did he just wake up one day and realize he was fat? the previous 20 years he felt just fine but he realized one fine morning that he could stand to lose a few lbs? second thought - subway should sponsor him. he'd be better than jared. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin Last edited by lookout123; 10-04-2004 at 01:58 PM.

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jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Why 1200 calories a day I wonder? I mean, doesn't that seem excessive? __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

10-04-2004, 02:11 PM	#6
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	maybe with that amount of mass, he needs that amount to keep him functional without going into shock or something? __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

10-04-2004, 02:21 PM	#7
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	You can't just starve the guy. His body will rebel and he won't lose any weight. A nutritionalist gave me the whole story on how this works, and it's complicated (or, was for me but no matter how fat you are you need to eat a little something to keep your electrolytes balanced (sodium, potassium, etc.) __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

10-04-2004, 04:50 PM	#8
Cochese Disorderly Orderly Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 54	Even his eyes are fat.

10-04-2004, 06:04 PM	#10
tw Read? I only know how to write. Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 11,933	Isn't this when Richard Simmons arrives?

10-04-2004, 06:09 PM	#11
jojomonkeygirl Vivacious Vivisectionist Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: NC Posts: 36	he bites his nails

10-04-2004, 07:49 PM	#13
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I think I may be speechless, either that or I am having a vicarious heart attack. This really really belongs on the what the fuck thread. If we didn't get him to the hospital he'd be melding with his couch... Maybe last months couch thing got to him and he decided to lose weight. Aww hell, I'll read "the full story" __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

10-04-2004, 07:53 PM	#14
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	OK, I'm back from the full story. There was a banner ad for red lobster at the top of the page. I think I should throw my computer in a river. What the hell is going on? __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

10-04-2004, 08:02 PM	#15
jojomonkeygirl Vivacious Vivisectionist Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: NC Posts: 36	Quote from The Full Story: "His body was just so sick, he was just hanging on by his fingernails." I repeat....he bites his nails. So what was he really hanging on by? the whole eye mole thing grossed me out bad.

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