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Old 01-14-2004, 11:57 AM   #1
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The Insult Thread

ok, I made a nicey nice compliment thread, so here's the other side of the coin. pick your fights here.


i'll start:

Sycamore, you're ugly and your mom dresses you funny!
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Old 01-14-2004, 12:50 PM   #2
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What a stupid idea!

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Old 01-14-2004, 12:58 PM   #3
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There's no use trying this, LJ. You sell cars. It doesn't get much lower than that ...
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Old 01-14-2004, 12:58 PM   #4
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aahhhh, go shave your back, ya mook!
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Old 01-14-2004, 01:08 PM   #5
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Quote:
Originally posted by wolf
There's no use trying this, LJ. You sell cars. It doesn't get much lower than that ...
I don't sell cars. I sell money.

Now go and boil your bottom, son of a silly person.
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Old 01-14-2004, 01:28 PM   #6
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Old 01-14-2004, 01:43 PM   #7
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Old 01-14-2004, 01:50 PM   #8
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Old 01-14-2004, 02:04 PM   #9
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Old 01-14-2004, 02:09 PM   #10
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You're just jealous that she has a higher sperm count than you do.
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Old 01-14-2004, 02:47 PM   #11
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this will never work, huh wolf,?

never underestimate the potential for lowness in people, you 'tard!
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Old 01-14-2004, 02:47 PM   #12
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Old 01-14-2004, 09:17 PM   #13
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Jimbo, wanna see a botched abortion?

Take a look in the mirror...
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Old 01-14-2004, 09:25 PM   #14
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hey! if i wanted any more shit from you i'd squeeze your head! nudge, nudge NBN
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Old 01-14-2004, 11:48 PM   #15
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Quote:
Originally posted by sycamore
Jimbo, wanna see a botched abortion?

Take a look in the mirror...
'zat all you got, you Cliff Claven mofo?
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