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Old 10-01-2013, 06:55 PM   #4921
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Old 10-01-2013, 07:22 PM   #4922
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Old 10-01-2013, 07:57 PM   #4923
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Two TV antennas met on a roof and fell in love. The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was OUTSTANDING.
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Old 10-01-2013, 09:52 PM   #4924
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Old 10-01-2013, 10:42 PM   #4925
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A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.

His wife screams at him as his friend listens in. “My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I’m still in my pajamas and I can’t be bothered with cooking tonight! What the hell did you bring him home for?

“Because he’s thinking of getting married.”
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Old 10-02-2013, 06:47 AM   #4926
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Old 10-02-2013, 07:06 AM   #4927
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A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.

His wife screams at him as his friend listens in. “My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I’m still in my pajamas and I can’t be bothered with cooking tonight! What the hell did you bring him home for?

“Because he’s thinking of getting married.”
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Old 10-03-2013, 05:21 PM   #4928
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Two TV antennas met on a roof and fell in love. The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was OUTSTANDING.
Dammit, I fell for that, again.
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Old 10-06-2013, 02:11 PM   #4929
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Old 10-07-2013, 07:16 AM   #4930
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Old 10-07-2013, 01:38 PM   #4931
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Old 10-08-2013, 11:51 AM   #4932
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THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN:

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe , well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain , very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece , gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain , with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel , has been through war and doesn’t make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada , self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet , wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages, only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN:

Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran , Ruled by Nuts!!.
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Old 10-12-2013, 01:43 PM   #4933
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Old 10-14-2013, 04:19 PM   #4934
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What's the hardest part of learning to Rollerblade?




















Telling your parents that you're gay.
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Old 10-15-2013, 01:55 PM   #4935
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What's the hardest part of learning to Rollerblade?


Telling your parents that you're gay.
For me, it was having the elbow reset 2 times after dislocating it. :-)
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