What did Bubba do?

paddlegal · 09-28-2007, 02:42 PM

It's Friday, I'm feeling goofy. Try this. Post something that is so stupid that only Bubba would do it.

Here's mine.

Bubba would go water skiing in a cypress knee bayou.

xoxoxoBruce · 09-28-2007, 03:07 PM

Bubba would get skinned knees.

Hime · 09-28-2007, 03:36 PM

Bubba would, in an expression my friend Russ is fond of, "lose a game of tic-tac-toe to his own shoes."

DanaC · 09-28-2007, 03:43 PM

Bubba would fall in a barrel of titties and come out sucking his thumb.

jester · 09-28-2007, 03:53 PM

Bubba would have a sore ass.

Drax · 09-29-2007, 05:15 PM

Bubba would have a shrimp boat, but eat all his profits.

ZenGum · 10-12-2007, 05:36 AM

Bubba would mis-read the username of the starter of this thread as Padd- legal.

Oh wait, that was me.

Mockingbird · 10-12-2007, 10:21 AM

Bubba would call his son at 6 am to come get him out of jail because he was driving around drunk and stoned first thing in the morning and got pulled over.

Thanks dad, you dumbass.

ZenGum · 10-12-2007, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Mockingbird

Bubba would call his son at 6 am to come get him out of jail because he was driving around drunk and stoned first thing in the morning and got pulled over.

Thanks dad, you dumbass.

Mockingbird, are you SERIOUS???
Your family has it all the wrong way around. YOU are the college student. It's YOUR job to get busted driving drunk and stoned at 6 am, and your DAD'S job to bail you out and call you a dumbass.
Damn that's funny. Did the cops see it this way?

Mockingbird · 10-12-2007, 10:53 AM

Nah, the cops are used to it so they just laughed it off. (gotta love small towns)

Then again, I was stoned when I picked him up, so it was pretty funny.

"Hey, dad, I got us like 10 of those breakfast mcwhatever thingies lets go eat and watch baseball"

09-28-2007, 02:42 PM	#1
paddlegal Abhorrent Aberrant Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Central Arkansas Posts: 27	What did Bubba do? It's Friday, I'm feeling goofy. Try this. Post something that is so stupid that only Bubba would do it. Here's mine. Bubba would go water skiing in a cypress knee bayou.

10-12-2007, 10:21 AM	#8
Mockingbird Master of hand to mouth living Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Tulsa, Okla Posts: 189	Bubba would call his son at 6 am to come get him out of jail because he was driving around drunk and stoned first thing in the morning and got pulled over. Thanks dad, you dumbass. __________________ When you're low it's either wave that flag or stand there empty-handed. -- Achewood

10-12-2007, 10:53 AM	#10
Mockingbird Master of hand to mouth living Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Tulsa, Okla Posts: 189	Nah, the cops are used to it so they just laughed it off. (gotta love small towns) Then again, I was stoned when I picked him up, so it was pretty funny. "Hey, dad, I got us like 10 of those breakfast mcwhatever thingies lets go eat and watch baseball" __________________ When you're low it's either wave that flag or stand there empty-handed. -- Achewood

09-28-2007, 03:07 PM	#2
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Bubba would get skinned knees.

09-28-2007, 03:36 PM	#3
Hime Extraordinary Machine Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Outside of Washington, DC Posts: 307	Bubba would, in an expression my friend Russ is fond of, "lose a game of tic-tac-toe to his own shoes."

09-28-2007, 03:43 PM	#4
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Bubba would fall in a barrel of titties and come out sucking his thumb.

09-28-2007, 03:53 PM	#5
jester why so serious Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,712	Bubba would have a sore ass.

09-29-2007, 05:15 PM	#6
Drax Banned Join Date: May 2007 Location: Gallman, MS, USA Posts: 1,933	Bubba would have a shrimp boat, but eat all his profits.

10-12-2007, 05:36 AM	#7
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Bubba would mis-read the username of the starter of this thread as Padd- legal. Oh wait, that was me.

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