Clodfobble's Whole Foods store.

xoxoxoBruce · 04-04-2014, 03:16 AM

As Texas as it get's... DUI with a cart.

Aliantha · 04-04-2014, 04:35 AM

Hahaha...nice!

lumberjim · 04-04-2014, 09:04 AM

I want to enjoy a beer while I shop!

infinite monkey · 04-04-2014, 09:19 AM

Funny article in Reader's Digest concerning Whole Foods:

http://www.rd.com/funny-stuff/surviving-whole-foods/

Quote:

Next I approach the beauty aisle. There is a scary-looking machine there that you put your face inside of, and it tells you exactly how ugly you are. It calculates your wrinkles, your sunspots, the size of your pores, etc., and compares the results with those of other women your age. I think of myself as attractive, but as it turns out, I am 78 percent ugly, meaning less pretty than 78 percent of women in the world. On the popular “one to ten” hotness scale used by males the world over, that makes me a three (if you round up, which I hope you will).

Quote:

I grab a handful of peanut butter pretzels on my way out of this stupid aisle. I don’t feel bad about pilfering these bites, because of the umpteen times I’ve overpaid at the salad bar and been tricked into buying $108 beauty creams. The pretzels are very fattening, but I’m already in the 70th percentile of ugly, so who cares?

glatt · 04-04-2014, 09:31 AM

78% ugly.

It's like those convex magnifying mirrors. Never make the mistake of looking into one.

Sundae · 04-04-2014, 02:13 PM

Our customers get a free tea or coffee (although most grab it on the way out).
Glad it's not beer. Clean up in Aisle Nine anyone?

monster · 04-04-2014, 02:47 PM

Why, did clod pee on the floor again?

Sundae · 04-04-2014, 02:49 PM

Not yet.

Clodfobble · 04-04-2014, 04:36 PM

Is that from the downtown location, or the one in the Domain? Both are swanky, even for a Whole Foods. I've never noticed the free beer, but I have seen the "take a free piece of fruit for your kid" bin many times. Maybe they rotate?

xoxoxoBruce · 04-04-2014, 04:55 PM

It's in Texas, I just used your name to get more "Likes".

This one is Austin.

lumberjim · 04-04-2014, 09:10 PM

It's FREE?!?!!

Reg · 04-04-2014, 10:20 PM

if it's free, I'll have two.

Clodfobble · 04-04-2014, 10:32 PM

They spend no more on the half-dozen beers than any grocery store spends on various other "free sample" tables. And they don't even have to waste a staffer on it.

infinite monkey · 04-05-2014, 12:50 AM

The sign says 99 cents? Where's everyone getting 'free' from?

sexobon · 04-05-2014, 01:36 AM

Clodfobble's buyin'.

04-04-2014, 03:16 AM	#1
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Clodfobble's Whole Foods store. As Texas as it get's... DUI with a cart. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

04-04-2014, 04:35 AM	#2
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Hahaha...nice! __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

04-04-2014, 09:04 AM	#3
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I want to enjoy a beer while I shop! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-04-2014, 02:13 PM	#6
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Our customers get a free tea or coffee (although most grab it on the way out). Glad it's not beer. Clean up in Aisle Nine anyone? __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

04-04-2014, 02:47 PM	#7
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Why, did clod pee on the floor again? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-04-2014, 09:31 AM	#5
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	78% ugly. It's like those convex magnifying mirrors. Never make the mistake of looking into one.

04-04-2014, 02:49 PM	#8
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Not yet. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

04-04-2014, 04:36 PM	#9
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Is that from the downtown location, or the one in the Domain? Both are swanky, even for a Whole Foods. I've never noticed the free beer, but I have seen the "take a free piece of fruit for your kid" bin many times. Maybe they rotate? __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

04-04-2014, 04:55 PM	#10
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	It's in Texas, I just used your name to get more "Likes". This one is Austin. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

04-04-2014, 09:10 PM	#11
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	It's FREE?!?!! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-04-2014, 10:20 PM	#12
Reg If it's free, I'll have two. Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 9	if it's free, I'll have two.

04-04-2014, 10:32 PM	#13
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	They spend no more on the half-dozen beers than any grocery store spends on various other "free sample" tables. And they don't even have to waste a staffer on it. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

04-05-2014, 12:50 AM	#14
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	The sign says 99 cents? Where's everyone getting 'free' from?

04-05-2014, 01:36 AM	#15
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	Clodfobble's buyin'.

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