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Uryoces · 08-19-2003, 03:23 PM

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Originally posted by xoxoxoBruce
Wecome to the Cellar, Chad.
We have to vote quickly before Uryoces is located by the women with torches and pitchforks.
Hey, wait a minute....You're from FLORIDA! Now I get it. Bwahahahahaha.

What?! What women with pitchforks? How did I go from post of the week to Frankenstein's Monster?! Gahh!

xoxoxoBruce · 08-19-2003, 04:21 PM

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Womens be fickle creatures. I only speak the truth...

That's how.

SteveDallas · 08-20-2003, 08:42 AM

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Originally posted by xoxoxoBruce
You're from FLORIDA! Now I get it.

Thank you... Thank you... glad to see all my hard work didn't go unnoticed.

Sorry, I usually don't pull stuff like that. It must have been the codeine.

LUVBUGZ · 08-20-2003, 10:04 AM

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Originally posted by 99 44/100% pure
And if someone we don't like wins, we can have a recall!

Yea, there's nothing I love more than a recall

I guess no one noticed I was from CA or no one cares, or maybe it was the political incorrectness of my previous post, sorry

It's gone now.

08-20-2003, 10:15 AM

Uh... no one minds that. Well, some do. But after lots and lots of arguing, the biggest PC idiot is gone.

Don't delete posts. It's important to the integrity of the community.

xoxoxoBruce · 08-20-2003, 05:43 PM

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Thank you... Thank you... glad to see all my hard work didn't go unnoticed.

What? Steve, you're Chad? Wait a minute...Chad..Oh ferchrissake. I didn't get that part.

xoxoxoBruce · 08-20-2003, 05:48 PM

I noticed, BUGZ. Thought you were being facetious.

SteveDallas · 08-20-2003, 06:49 PM

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Originally posted by xoxoxoBruce
What? Steve, you're Chad? Wait a minute...Chad..Oh ferchrissake. I didn't get that part.

Chad? From Florida? Who likes elections? hehehe... sorry, I thought I was laying it on thick enough

LUVBUGZ · 08-20-2003, 08:33 PM

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Originally posted by xoxoxoBruce
I noticed, BUGZ. Thought you were being facetious.

Ok, I feel better now that someone noticed. I was being facetious, extremely facetious, but I thought after posting that maybe you guys/gals weren't into that sort of commentary. Unfortunately or fortunately, I live and breathe sarcasim so I find it hard not to go there.

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Don't delete posts. It's important to the integrity of the community.

OK......I just didn't want to piss off my new friends in less than one week. That would be close to a world record even for me:p .

xoxoxoBruce · 08-20-2003, 09:01 PM

BUGZ, your Catholicism is showing.

Don't worry about pissing anybody off. Just type what the voices tell you. Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

LUVBUGZ · 08-20-2003, 10:42 PM

OK Bruce. I'll just let the 'piss' flow.

How do I post a pic that I want to share w/ ya'll?

juju · 08-20-2003, 11:33 PM

When you go to post a reply, underneath the text box is an "Attach file" area. Click the "browse" button, select your image, and hit "ok". Then, type up your message in the text box explaining the image, and click "Submit Reply".

Don't use the "Preview Reply" feature, or it won't work. You can't preview when you're uploading images.

That's about it.

LUVBUGZ · 08-21-2003, 01:48 AM

juju,

I followed your inst., but it said my pic was too big. I know it can't be that big (no bigger than Bruce's dodads pics), but the pic is saved as a Microsoft Paint image. I think when I attached it the whole program was trying to be attached. So, I saved the pic in Word, but noticed that .doc wasn't a valid file extension. I really know nothing about computers and don't know how to save this pic so that it can be added to my post

HELP!!!!!!!

juju · 08-21-2003, 02:21 AM

Well, your picture has to be either a gif or a jpeg.

If you have Windows 2000 or XP, load up your picture in MS Paint, go to the File menu, and click 'Save As'. When the 'Save As' dialog box comes up, change the 'Save as type' dropdown box to 'JPEG', and change the filename so that it ends in '.jpg'.

In Windows 95 and 98, MS Paint doesn't let you save your image as a jpeg or gif. So, if you have 95 or 98, you'll have to download an image editor of some kind. Any one will do, and the steps will be the same as I described above.

LUVBUGZ · 08-21-2003, 02:30 AM

Unfortunately, I'm Old Skool. I have Win 98 (better than 95 I guess). So, how do I download an image editor? Do I go through Windows website?

08-20-2003, 05:48 PM	#22
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I noticed, BUGZ. Thought you were being facetious. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-20-2003, 09:01 PM	#25
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	BUGZ, your Catholicism is showing. Don't worry about pissing anybody off. Just type what the voices tell you. Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-20-2003, 10:42 PM	#26
LUVBUGZ Not aging gracefully. Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 530	OK Bruce. I'll just let the 'piss' flow. How do I post a pic that I want to share w/ ya'll? __________________ You can't catch me...don't even try...go do something else...see ya next year. Mama Loves You Baby Girl ~ May You Rest In Peace

08-21-2003, 01:48 AM	#28
LUVBUGZ Not aging gracefully. Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 530	juju, I followed your inst., but it said my pic was too big. I know it can't be that big (no bigger than Bruce's dodads pics), but the pic is saved as a Microsoft Paint image. I think when I attached it the whole program was trying to be attached. So, I saved the pic in Word, but noticed that .doc wasn't a valid file extension. I really know nothing about computers and don't know how to save this pic so that it can be added to my post HELP!!!!!!! __________________ You can't catch me...don't even try...go do something else...see ya next year. Mama Loves You Baby Girl ~ May You Rest In Peace

08-21-2003, 02:30 AM	#30
LUVBUGZ Not aging gracefully. Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 530	Unfortunately, I'm Old Skool. I have Win 98 (better than 95 I guess). So, how do I download an image editor? Do I go through Windows website? __________________ You can't catch me...don't even try...go do something else...see ya next year. Mama Loves You Baby Girl ~ May You Rest In Peace

08-20-2003, 10:15 AM	#20
dave Guest Posts: n/a	Uh... no one minds that. Well, some do. But after lots and lots of arguing, the biggest PC idiot is gone. Don't delete posts. It's important to the integrity of the community.

08-20-2003, 11:33 PM	#27
juju no one of consequence Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Arkansas Posts: 2,839	When you go to post a reply, underneath the text box is an "Attach file" area. Click the "browse" button, select your image, and hit "ok". Then, type up your message in the text box explaining the image, and click "Submit Reply". Don't use the "Preview Reply" feature, or it won't work. You can't preview when you're uploading images. That's about it.

08-21-2003, 02:21 AM	#29
juju no one of consequence Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Arkansas Posts: 2,839	Well, your picture has to be either a gif or a jpeg. If you have Windows 2000 or XP, load up your picture in MS Paint, go to the File menu, and click 'Save As'. When the 'Save As' dialog box comes up, change the 'Save as type' dropdown box to 'JPEG', and change the filename so that it ends in '.jpg'. In Windows 95 and 98, MS Paint doesn't let you save your image as a jpeg or gif. So, if you have 95 or 98, you'll have to download an image editor of some kind. Any one will do, and the steps will be the same as I described above.

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