9/16/2005: Tiger mates with lioness

Undertoad · 09-16-2005, 08:34 AM

Happy Friday!

IotD pretty much figures on not bringing you porn - because you can surely find that if you look for it, this is the Internet. But as in the whale penis, sometimes it's necessary. What you see there is an extremely rare photo - a tiger will screw a lioness, but it's rare and not often photographed. This particular grind happened in a safari park in China. She has a nice expression on her face, don't you think?

As Napoleon Dynamite said, "The liger - it's pretty much my favorite animal." And a few weeks ago somebody suggested this shot of an actual liger, which waited patiently for its Friday shot, but this surely eclipses it. The half-lion, half-tiger liger:

But this is not what the male tiger and female lioness above are working on. The liger is what happens when a male lion impregnates a female tiger. If the above male tiger impregnates the female lion, the result will be a tigon.

I am not making this up.

full story

Trilby · 09-16-2005, 08:44 AM

You know, guys will pretty much do it with anyone. Capt. Kirk did it with a whole 'nother species. And Spocks mom was HUMAN while his dad was Vulcan! Guys are so funky. But, I like them.

chrisinhouston · 09-16-2005, 09:04 AM

Great Friday IOTD, my wife is coming home after 2 weeks away on business, really gets me in the mood!

Found an intersting site on the subject: http://www.lairweb.org.nz/tiger/ligers.html

While the expression on the lioness is priceless the one on the lioness behind the duo is pretty good too.

danja · 09-16-2005, 10:05 AM

She looks like a tough one to please! - "Aren't you finished yet?!"

seakdivers · 09-16-2005, 10:10 AM

Aaaahhh humping pictures are always my favorite.

I read something kinda interesting about Tigons and Ligers:

"In tigers, the fathers contribute the genes that limit growth. In lions,
the mothers contribute the genes that limit growth. When you take
a female tiger, and a male lion, the offspring (liger) have no genes
to regulate how big they get. They just keep growing their whole lives.

On the other hand, a tiger father and a lion mother will make a tigon.
Tigons are much smaller than their lion and tiger parents because they
have two sets of growth limiting genes"

seakdivers · 09-16-2005, 10:12 AM

The lion in the background has this "Whoa - what the....!" look.

Saknussem · 09-16-2005, 10:15 AM

somewhere, in a peaceful wood, a worried Kanga thinks, "Where IS that Tigger of mine?"

Hobbs · 09-16-2005, 10:43 AM

There's always some weird-ass thing going on over in China, isn't there?

Hobbs · 09-16-2005, 10:47 AM

It looks like the tiger is wispering sweet nothings in the ear of the lioness, but what I think he's saying is, "This will take just a second, then I'll be off to watch Sports Center."

magilla · 09-16-2005, 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

You know, guys will pretty much do it with anyone. Capt. Kirk did it with a whole 'nother species. And Spocks mom was HUMAN while his dad was Vulcan! Guys are so funky. But, I like them.

Ummm..ISTM that every time some guy does it with a female of another species- - - so does the female.

Just my take on things

BigV · 09-16-2005, 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by magilla

Ummm..ISTM that every time some guy does it with a female of another species- - - so does the female.

Just my take on things

Aww, shaddup. You're just another guy who doesn't know squat. It's the male's fault. All. The. Time. What, are you new?

Elspode · 09-16-2005, 12:59 PM

I'd have a go at mating with the chick in the picture with the ligon. Not in the vicinity of the ligon, mind you.

wolf · 09-16-2005, 01:07 PM

Rishathra for friday. How nice.

As an aside, Tigon Studios is the name of Vin Diesel's game production company.

ferkelparade · 09-16-2005, 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode

I'd have a go at mating with the chick in the picture with the ligon. Not in the vicinity of the ligon, mind you.

Would that produce an Elspick or a Chode?

wolf · 09-16-2005, 01:23 PM

Depends ... is she Hispanic?

(the actual answer is that it would produce a .45 caliber divorce, courtesy of Mrs. Elspode)

09-16-2005, 08:34 AM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	9/16/2005: Tiger mates with lioness Happy Friday! IotD pretty much figures on not bringing you porn - because you can surely find that if you look for it, this is the Internet. But as in the whale penis, sometimes it's necessary. What you see there is an extremely rare photo - a tiger will screw a lioness, but it's rare and not often photographed. This particular grind happened in a safari park in China. She has a nice expression on her face, don't you think? As Napoleon Dynamite said, "The liger - it's pretty much my favorite animal." And a few weeks ago somebody suggested this shot of an actual liger, which waited patiently for its Friday shot, but this surely eclipses it. The half-lion, half-tiger liger: But this is not what the male tiger and female lioness above are working on. The liger is what happens when a male lion impregnates a female tiger. If the above male tiger impregnates the female lion, the result will be a tigon. I am not making this up. full story

09-16-2005, 08:44 AM	#2
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	You know, guys will pretty much do it with anyone. Capt. Kirk did it with a whole 'nother species. And Spocks mom was HUMAN while his dad was Vulcan! Guys are so funky. But, I like them. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

09-16-2005, 10:43 AM	#8
Hobbs Professor for the school of ass-clownery Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Surprise! Posts: 404	There's always some weird-ass thing going on over in China, isn't there? __________________ That's it! Send in the chimps!

09-16-2005, 10:47 AM	#9
Hobbs Professor for the school of ass-clownery Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Surprise! Posts: 404	It looks like the tiger is wispering sweet nothings in the ear of the lioness, but what I think he's saying is, "This will take just a second, then I'll be off to watch Sports Center." __________________ That's it! Send in the chimps!

09-16-2005, 12:59 PM	#12
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I'd have a go at mating with the chick in the picture with the ligon. Not in the vicinity of the ligon, mind you. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

09-16-2005, 09:04 AM	#3
chrisinhouston Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Houston TX Posts: 1,857	Great Friday IOTD, my wife is coming home after 2 weeks away on business, really gets me in the mood! Found an intersting site on the subject: http://www.lairweb.org.nz/tiger/ligers.html While the expression on the lioness is priceless the one on the lioness behind the duo is pretty good too.

09-16-2005, 10:05 AM	#4
danja Neophyte-in-training Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3	She looks like a tough one to please! - "Aren't you finished yet?!"

09-16-2005, 10:10 AM	#5
seakdivers Icy Queen Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Southeast Alaska Posts: 700	Aaaahhh humping pictures are always my favorite. I read something kinda interesting about Tigons and Ligers: "In tigers, the fathers contribute the genes that limit growth. In lions, the mothers contribute the genes that limit growth. When you take a female tiger, and a male lion, the offspring (liger) have no genes to regulate how big they get. They just keep growing their whole lives. On the other hand, a tiger father and a lion mother will make a tigon. Tigons are much smaller than their lion and tiger parents because they have two sets of growth limiting genes"

09-16-2005, 10:12 AM	#6
seakdivers Icy Queen Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Southeast Alaska Posts: 700	The lion in the background has this "Whoa - what the....!" look.

09-16-2005, 10:15 AM	#7
Saknussem Coronation Incarnate Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 93	somewhere, in a peaceful wood, a worried Kanga thinks, "Where IS that Tigger of mine?"

09-16-2005, 01:07 PM	#13
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Rishathra for friday. How nice. As an aside, Tigon Studios is the name of Vin Diesel's game production company. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

09-16-2005, 01:23 PM	#15
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Depends ... is she Hispanic? (the actual answer is that it would produce a .45 caliber divorce, courtesy of Mrs. Elspode) __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

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