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Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
Posts: 12,861
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Invent a sexuality!
Metrosexual ... heteroflexual ...
I'll have to come out as hetero-unsuccessful. Or maybe azzuro-lunar-sexual.
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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Werepandas - lurking in your shadows
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: In the Deep South
Posts: 3,408
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well i guess i would be a "pandaphiliac".
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Radical Centrist
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
Posts: 31,423
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The old joke goes I'm trisexual. I'll try anything
but I'm not |
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Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
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If things get much worse I may become buysexual.
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
Join Date: Dec 2005
Posts: 10,346
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I'm an autonecrophiliac. I'm always fucking myself dead.
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Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Mar 2011
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I'm a comosexual. I only get turned on if Perry Como records are playing.
My friend is a promosexual and only gets turned by infomercials. |
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
Posts: 18,449
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Phonosexual. I wrote a song about it; You turn me on I'm a radio...
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Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Mar 2011
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Mofosexual: only has sex with complete jerks.
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Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Mar 2011
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Spexxuality: self-explanatory.
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
Join Date: Dec 2005
Posts: 10,346
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The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 71,105
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Radical Centrist
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
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already invented: technosexual (long, an interesting read)
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a beautiful fool
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: 39.939705
Posts: 4,504
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lumberphelia
all da ladies gotz it.
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NSABFD
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: MS. usa
Posts: 3,908
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+ dirty old mansexual
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Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
Posts: 12,861
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[stolen joke]
So, if three people have sex it's a threesome. If two people have sex it's a twosome. So why did that girl just say "Hello, handsome!"?
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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