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Old 10-30-2012, 08:18 AM   #2026
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You're a chiropracter?????
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Old 10-30-2012, 03:24 PM   #2027
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I think that it was from a record breaking altitude and he fell very quickly.
... and must have shattered his brain real hard, if he had one in the first place:

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FELIX Baumgartner, the Austrian parachutist who broke the sound barrier by jumping to earth from the stratosphere, has said in an interview he backs the idea of a dictatorship, though a moderate one. [...] Schwarzenegger's experience, said Baumgartner, who did not reveal whether the thought came to him during the four minutes and 20 seconds of his descent, showed "you can't do anything in a democracy". [...]

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Old 10-30-2012, 04:18 PM   #2028
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You're a chiropracter?????
Naturopath ?
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Old 10-30-2012, 06:14 PM   #2029
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It's okay, I'm not a real doctor!
you're one of those... argh... needle guys.. something-ist. You want to prick her, right?
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Old 10-30-2012, 06:19 PM   #2030
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no, no.. you're a guynicologist.
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Old 10-30-2012, 06:22 PM   #2031
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No, but I'll look into it for you.
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Old 10-31-2012, 10:30 AM   #2032
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you're one of those... argh... needle guys.. something-ist. You want to prick her, right?
Phlebotomist?

My mum was a bloodsucker :p
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Old 10-31-2012, 01:19 PM   #2033
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did your father smell of elderberries?
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Old 10-31-2012, 04:16 PM   #2034
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no, no.. you're a guynicologist.
I like Archie Bunker's pronunciation of the crotchdoc: groinocologist
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Old 11-01-2012, 04:47 PM   #2035
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did your father smell of elderberries?
Funnily enough elderflower and elderberry wine were a big thing in dad's family ;p

I spent many a happy childhood hour out picking elderberries
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Old 11-02-2012, 08:03 AM   #2036
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I spent many a happy childhood hour out picking elderberries
What happened to the elderberries? I remember picking them too, but I haven't seen a plant in ages.
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Old 11-02-2012, 09:01 AM   #2037
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What happened to the elderberries? I remember picking them too, but I haven't seen a plant in ages.
My neighbor makes Elderflower wine from our Elderflowers. I make Wine from the Berries. We've planted three different varieties. You can get them from Fedco, in the spring.
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Old 11-02-2012, 09:05 AM   #2038
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Cool! I wonder if they would grow in Virginia. I've seen the plants in PA.
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Old 11-02-2012, 09:27 AM   #2039
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Sure. You can grow cotton in VA
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Old 11-02-2012, 03:14 PM   #2040
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My neighbor makes Elderflower wine from our Elderflowers. I make Wine from the Berries.
If you pick the flowers, how do you get berries?
I suppose you'll come back with a snappy retort like you only pick some of the flowers.
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