Quick hello

loTEK911 · 01-30-2007, 10:41 AM

Hola, Cellar dwellers. I'm taking space to reintroduce myself an fluff your egos! Short story time. I found the cellar by accident 4 yrs ago at an adult website job that was dull. I was an ignorant pothead at the time and reading the debates here in politics and world events not only educated me, but but showed me that folk still value provable fact. Makes more sense now as I'm a bartender an am subject to many a heated debate w/o the benefit of links or other educated backup. It's all hearsay! So I lurked here for some months till I lost the job. I have not been online since, till now. I made a point to seek you out. Glad to see The Cellar is still here and things haven't changed! I'm going back to lurking till something comes up that I feel I can participate in. Till then, respect to you all an keep it up!

xoxoxoBruce · 01-30-2007, 11:40 AM

Hello loTEK911, welcome to the Cellar.

Until comes up that you feel you can participate in, you could tell us some Adventures in Bartending stories.

You don't know BigV, do you?

Spexxvet · 01-30-2007, 03:08 PM

Or adventures in adult websites!

BigV · 01-30-2007, 03:45 PM

I required him to make any attributions to "highly placed sources". I'm smarter than Scooter Libby, y'know.

BigV · 01-30-2007, 03:56 PM

Upon reflection, your question xoB becomes more inscrutable. Why would you ask that?

lumberjim · 01-30-2007, 04:04 PM

i think he's saying that you spend a lot of time in bars

BigV · 01-30-2007, 04:15 PM

ayuh.

I thought the same.

My question remains.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-30-2007, 05:47 PM

Location, location, location.

Happy Monkey · 01-30-2007, 05:53 PM

You are using your powers for... inscrutibility!

BigV · 01-30-2007, 06:17 PM

I think you IPeeked.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-30-2007, 10:30 PM

Lately I've been checking newbies. The name didn't click and it was a hello thread.
I didn't realize he'd been here awhile until I read his post.

loTEK911 · 01-31-2007, 06:35 AM

Thanks for th warm welcome... I'll see if I can't dredge up a few good stories from th bar. I'll may take some time to get to know the crowd here first. Most of my adventures are disturbing (random acts of violence or public sex by clientel), lewd (my complimentary nipple taping service), disgusting (cleaning pools of vomit of varying size and consistency), or emberacing (getting so trashed on my bday my staff kicked me out from behind the bar). Now it sounds like my job is the wild west! We're actuality one of the safest and most comfortable nightclubs in Seattle. We work hard to keep it that way. I've just been here for almost 5 years and, well, occationaly things happen! As for as the website? For starters I was a TECH or system admin, not a model. Tho I thought of myself as a stripper wrangler! I can tell you two things. 1) An 8" long, 1.5" diameter, pink, silicon, battery powered, vibrating cock is amazingly aerodynamic when thrown with enough force! And yes, it hurts like hell when it connects with your head! 2)When the warning label on a sex toy sez "not intended for internal use or penetration, believe it! Though, aperantly, callin a doctor is not necessary. Seems a few hour in th bathroom cures many an ailment. I'll let your brains wrap around those for a bit.

loTEK911 · 01-31-2007, 06:37 AM

And why would I know BigV? that one lost me.

Clodfobble · 01-31-2007, 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loTEK911

And why would I know BigV? that one lost me.

Bruce is a moderator, and he checked to see where your IP address was coming from. (This is often done for newbies to make sure they're not spammers, whose IP addresses usually come from Egypt or India or other far off places.) Apparently it is Seattle, where BigV is also from.

BigV · 01-31-2007, 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loTEK911

And why would I know BigV? that one lost me.

Or my former life as a model....

01-30-2007, 10:41 AM	#1
loTEK911 Abhorrent Aberrant Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 27	Quick hello Hola, Cellar dwellers. I'm taking space to reintroduce myself an fluff your egos! Short story time. I found the cellar by accident 4 yrs ago at an adult website job that was dull. I was an ignorant pothead at the time and reading the debates here in politics and world events not only educated me, but but showed me that folk still value provable fact. Makes more sense now as I'm a bartender an am subject to many a heated debate w/o the benefit of links or other educated backup. It's all hearsay! So I lurked here for some months till I lost the job. I have not been online since, till now. I made a point to seek you out. Glad to see The Cellar is still here and things haven't changed! I'm going back to lurking till something comes up that I feel I can participate in. Till then, respect to you all an keep it up!

01-30-2007, 11:40 AM	#2
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Hello loTEK911, welcome to the Cellar. Until comes up that you feel you can participate in, you could tell us some Adventures in Bartending stories. You don't know BigV, do you? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-30-2007, 03:08 PM	#3
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	Or adventures in adult websites! __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

01-30-2007, 03:45 PM	#4
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	I required him to make any attributions to "highly placed sources". I'm smarter than Scooter Libby, y'know. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

01-30-2007, 03:56 PM	#5
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Upon reflection, your question xoB becomes more inscrutable. Why would you ask that? __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

01-30-2007, 04:04 PM	#6
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	i think he's saying that you spend a lot of time in bars __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-30-2007, 04:15 PM	#7
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	ayuh. I thought the same. My question remains. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

01-30-2007, 05:47 PM	#8
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Location, location, location. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-30-2007, 05:53 PM	#9
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	You are using your powers for... inscrutibility! __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

01-30-2007, 06:17 PM	#10
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	I think you IPeeked. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

01-30-2007, 10:30 PM	#11
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Lately I've been checking newbies. The name didn't click and it was a hello thread. I didn't realize he'd been here awhile until I read his post. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-31-2007, 06:35 AM	#12
loTEK911 Abhorrent Aberrant Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 27	Thanks for th warm welcome... I'll see if I can't dredge up a few good stories from th bar. I'll may take some time to get to know the crowd here first. Most of my adventures are disturbing (random acts of violence or public sex by clientel), lewd (my complimentary nipple taping service), disgusting (cleaning pools of vomit of varying size and consistency), or emberacing (getting so trashed on my bday my staff kicked me out from behind the bar). Now it sounds like my job is the wild west! We're actuality one of the safest and most comfortable nightclubs in Seattle. We work hard to keep it that way. I've just been here for almost 5 years and, well, occationaly things happen! As for as the website? For starters I was a TECH or system admin, not a model. Tho I thought of myself as a stripper wrangler! I can tell you two things. 1) An 8" long, 1.5" diameter, pink, silicon, battery powered, vibrating cock is amazingly aerodynamic when thrown with enough force! And yes, it hurts like hell when it connects with your head! 2)When the warning label on a sex toy sez "not intended for internal use or penetration, believe it! Though, aperantly, callin a doctor is not necessary. Seems a few hour in th bathroom cures many an ailment. I'll let your brains wrap around those for a bit.

01-31-2007, 06:37 AM	#13
loTEK911 Abhorrent Aberrant Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 27	And why would I know BigV? that one lost me.

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