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Old 02-14-2003, 12:49 AM   #1
Nothing But Net
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OMFG this is the funniest thing you will ever hear

I just got this via e-mail. Posted to my own site for download.

I have no reason to doubt that this is a for real phone call. Might be a little risky to post on Fark, but you guys are cool.

I will never complain about the dipshit customers I deal with again.

Before listening:

1) Empty mouth and throat of any coffee or Diet Pepsi.

2) Prepare a soft spot where you can roll on the floor laughing your ass off.

Download this MP3
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Old 02-14-2003, 02:44 AM   #2
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The lady sounds too much like some of the people that call in at work. I'm usually telling them to call back when they're calm long before this though.

Somtimes I have to image my special place in the meadow, by the babbling brrok, and I'm holding their head under water...
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Old 02-14-2003, 07:27 AM   #3
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OK Net you win I'm crying here. I wonder if I should send it to the ole lady?
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Old 02-14-2003, 07:30 AM   #4
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I couldn't get it d/l, but is that the "Crank Yankers" where the lady has just picked up her car, and complains about a "big ol' turd in the backseat?"
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Old 02-14-2003, 07:48 AM   #5
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Word is she does a "visit the inmate call" thats pretty good too. Anyone have that?
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Old 02-14-2003, 07:51 AM   #6
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Thats the one Bl
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Old 02-14-2003, 10:42 AM   #7
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That's Wanda Sykes doing the woman's voice...she is funny as hell.
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Old 02-14-2003, 07:03 PM   #8
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Steam....

Too Funny
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