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Old 07-28-2007, 12:06 PM   #16
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I'll bet none of your fuckers went to the office this morning 'just for an hour' and ended up staying for half the day on your day off.
Wrong.

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Now I have to stay until 3:00.

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Old 07-28-2007, 12:19 PM   #17
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I'll bet none of you fuckers spent 2 1/2 hours, this morning, shoving leaflets through doors on the council estate that time forgot.
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Old 07-28-2007, 12:34 PM   #18
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I'll bet none of you fuckers wore glasses at the age of three.
I may have... I'll have to ask my mom. If I was four when I got them, it wasn't by much.

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I bet that none of you fuckers were greeted by a big black man in tighty whiteys when delivering him food tonight.
"Dear Penthouse Forum, Usually my shift delivering pizzas is fairly uneventful . . . . . . "

I bet none of you fuckers have sole charge of your kids while your spouse flew off to another continent for two weeks to conduct some operas.
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Old 07-28-2007, 12:41 PM   #19
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$3
that wasn't the tip I was referring to, but if you have to be coy...
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Old 07-28-2007, 01:33 PM   #20
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I'll bet none of you fuckers had your appendix removed a week after it had burst.
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Old 07-28-2007, 03:43 PM   #21
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owww.....fuck me that sounds painful
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Old 07-28-2007, 03:45 PM   #22
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how was his tip?
3 inches...

across...
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Old 07-28-2007, 04:28 PM   #23
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I'll bet none of you fuckers had your appendix removed a week after it had burst.
My uncle had his out six months after it burst. Yeah, my family is full of stubborn idiots. While the doctors looked at him all bug-eyed, he just said, "Well you know, it stopped hurting after awhile..."
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Old 07-28-2007, 04:36 PM   #24
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that wasn't the tip I was referring to, but if you have to be coy...
I know exactly what you were referring to, shithead...I just decided not to indulge you today.
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Old 07-28-2007, 09:44 PM   #25
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Old 07-28-2007, 10:35 PM   #26
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I'll bet none of you fuckers just went out and bought a set of bunk beds and mattresses, a couple of fluro light fittings and 4 bean bags.
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Old 07-29-2007, 06:42 PM   #27
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I'll bet none of you fuckers left your tax refund check sitting around for so long that it expired.
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Old 07-29-2007, 06:53 PM   #28
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Ouch.
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Old 07-29-2007, 07:51 PM   #29
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I'll bet none of you fuckers stayed up all night last night with your sick child then went to work at 6am so that you could do a few hours work and then come home so your husband could then go and do his work day.
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Old 07-29-2007, 09:09 PM   #30
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