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Old 09-28-2005, 07:44 AM   #1
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The Brick Testament

This really should be in the internet thread, but I thought I'd put it here instead. Call me a rebel...

http://www.thebricktestament.com/
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Old 09-28-2005, 11:36 AM   #2
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I think that site just taught me more about the old testament than 20 years of fundamentalist immersion.
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Old 09-28-2005, 11:44 AM   #3
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Old 09-28-2005, 12:26 PM   #4
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Old 10-14-2008, 10:42 PM   #5
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LMAO!LMAO!LMAO!

oh, you GOTTA look at the "Sexual Discharge" one . . .

and all the other sex ones!

oh. oh. I hurt.
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Old 10-15-2008, 04:09 AM   #6
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Where?
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Old 10-15-2008, 05:04 AM   #7
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Awww... cats in church...
I love the way she writes about it as if it's a real church ("I had to vacuum the church before putting in the pews")
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Old 10-15-2008, 08:55 AM   #8
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the sex stuff is under the "Law" section.
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Old 10-15-2008, 11:04 AM   #9
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Well you must not have seen what they did to that prostitute...dirty..dirty...

Block action. Bom chicka..
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Old 10-15-2008, 01:26 PM   #10
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not to mention the rebellious teenager.
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Old 10-18-2008, 09:29 AM   #11
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LMAO!LMAO!LMAO!

oh, you GOTTA look at the "Sexual Discharge" one . . .

and all the other sex ones!

oh. oh. I hurt.
So two pigeons a month for every woman who is menstruating. At that rate, you could clean up all the pigeons in Manhattan in six months.
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Old 10-18-2008, 10:39 AM   #12
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I like how everything is fine when evening rolls around. "Just wait," I'll tell my Jewish lover, "it'll be evening soon and none of this will matter."
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Old 10-20-2008, 11:08 PM   #13
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So two pigeons a month for every woman who is menstruating. At that rate, you could clean up all the pigeons in Manhattan in six months.

but that's the problem. Women in Manhattan don't menstruate. They totally abuse the pill.... it's all their fault.
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Old 10-21-2008, 05:45 AM   #14
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The alligators in the sewers are growing breasts and picking out china patterns because of all the hormones being flushed down the toilet. I blame the Jews.
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