8/4/2005: Russian gets hammered - Page 2

capnhowdy · 08-04-2005, 07:31 PM

I reckon the little blue ball between the hitee's fists is his scrotum.
Last time I did this I had a hangover for three days.

capnhowdy · 08-04-2005, 07:33 PM

BTW..... Vodka martini, anyone?

xoxoxoBruce · 08-04-2005, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

More proof that men are weird.

Ahem...can you say Bikini Wax?

LCanal · 08-05-2005, 04:48 AM

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What do you expect from a group who didn't even have parachutes until 1957?

Hmm. Didn't they woop Hitler's ass back in '40 something.

Ok they didn't do so well in Afganistan but we're still there after '90 something.

There'a a joke somewhere about picking an argument with a Para but it escapes me....

Ubergeek · 08-05-2005, 10:00 AM

It's probably just a toughening up excersice... you know... in case they end up landing on their heads.

Besides, there is just something unatural about jumping out of an airplane that's not on fire.

Hobbs · 08-05-2005, 12:56 PM

Every since they brought down the wall, they've been looking for something to do with all those sledgehammers.

Troubleshooter · 08-05-2005, 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Ahem...can you say Bikini Wax?

How about a Brazilian Wax? (NSFW) And by the way, fucking ouch!

http://leenks.com/media359.htm

Hobbs · 08-05-2005, 01:06 PM

Holy crap! I just read the caption! Wonder how they plan to celebrate in another 25 years? Why didn't they just celebrate by jumping off a building...head first without parachutes into solid concrete? They finally found something that gives them a bigger headache besides the moring after a vodka binge. Ack! Someone stop me!

Trilby · 08-05-2005, 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Ahem...can you say Bikini Wax?

Ok, but the reason women get bikini waxes is for SEX. SEX. Usually with some non-deserving man, too. That should be reason enough for guys. Women are very self-conscious when it comes to not being Miss Supermodel and feeling they must meet some sort of standard and that is the reason for the ouchy-wax. We do a lot of stuff for you guys. Really! As much as you guys do for us!

tw · 08-05-2005, 07:46 PM

Is tylenol sold in Russia?

xoxoxoBruce · 08-05-2005, 09:44 PM

Don't need tylenol, Vodka cures everything.
No, wait, That's Vodka causes everything....like thinking getting hit with a sledgehammer would be a hoot.

Elspode · 08-07-2005, 11:47 PM

Bri, I just want to go on the record as saying that I would never expect a woman to go through anything like a frigging bikini waxing for me. That shit is crazy.

xoxoxoBruce · 08-08-2005, 07:57 PM

Don't worry Elspode, they won't. Despite Brianna's speech, all a woman has to do for sex is show up naked...bringing beer is a bonus.
The waxing, fashions, make-up and all the rest, is not for you and me.
No, not us,....IT'S FOR OTHER WOMEN.

bumblebee · 08-09-2005, 12:10 AM

i wonder what the noise is all about. i ve seen things like this on tv more often then you guys seen george w. bush
i think breaking bricks with one's head a bit cooler than this
and they do it not to celebrate something but just as a boring routine =)))

xoxoxoBruce · 08-09-2005, 07:42 AM

Welcome to the Cellar, bumblebee.

Television is about moving pictures...you see it and move on.
This IoTD, on the other hand, is a still picture.....so we're still analyzing it.

08-04-2005, 07:31 PM	#16
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	I reckon the little blue ball between the hitee's fists is his scrotum. Last time I did this I had a hangover for three days. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

08-04-2005, 07:33 PM	#17
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	BTW..... Vodka martini, anyone? __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

08-05-2005, 10:00 AM	#20
Ubergeek Simulated Simulacrum Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Nova Scotia, Canada Posts: 39	It's probably just a toughening up excersice... you know... in case they end up landing on their heads. Besides, there is just something unatural about jumping out of an airplane that's not on fire. __________________ Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't tell where it keeps its brain. Arthur Weasley

08-05-2005, 12:56 PM	#21
Hobbs Professor for the school of ass-clownery Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Surprise! Posts: 404	Every since they brought down the wall, they've been looking for something to do with all those sledgehammers. __________________ That's it! Send in the chimps!

08-05-2005, 01:06 PM	#23
Hobbs Professor for the school of ass-clownery Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Surprise! Posts: 404	Holy crap! I just read the caption! Wonder how they plan to celebrate in another 25 years? Why didn't they just celebrate by jumping off a building...head first without parachutes into solid concrete? They finally found something that gives them a bigger headache besides the moring after a vodka binge. Ack! Someone stop me! __________________ That's it! Send in the chimps!

08-05-2005, 07:46 PM	#25
tw Read? I only know how to write. Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 11,933	Is tylenol sold in Russia?

08-05-2005, 09:44 PM	#26
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Don't need tylenol, Vodka cures everything. No, wait, That's Vodka causes everything....like thinking getting hit with a sledgehammer would be a hoot. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-07-2005, 11:47 PM	#27
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Bri, I just want to go on the record as saying that I would never expect a woman to go through anything like a frigging bikini waxing for me. That shit is crazy. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

08-08-2005, 07:57 PM	#28
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Don't worry Elspode, they won't. Despite Brianna's speech, all a woman has to do for sex is show up naked...bringing beer is a bonus. The waxing, fashions, make-up and all the rest, is not for you and me. No, not us,....IT'S FOR OTHER WOMEN. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-09-2005, 12:10 AM	#29
bumblebee Kinda New Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 1	i wonder what the noise is all about. i ve seen things like this on tv more often then you guys seen george w. bush i think breaking bricks with one's head a bit cooler than this and they do it not to celebrate something but just as a boring routine =)))

08-09-2005, 07:42 AM	#30
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Welcome to the Cellar, bumblebee. Television is about moving pictures...you see it and move on. This IoTD, on the other hand, is a still picture.....so we're still analyzing it. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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